Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(13) 28
What Have We Become				Not-So Athletic
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Alex Bergantinos* 18, 53, 88 Gaku Shibasaki* 35		Val Crow 3, 13, 16, 20, 26, 41, 44, 47, 50, 59 (pen), 65, 69 (pen), 72, 81, 90 (pen) Dan Druff 6, 53 Michele Somma* 10 (og) Manuel Labor 29, 32, 56, 75, 85 Ben Dover 35, 78 Justin Credible 38 Bill Ding 63 Andy Structible 87

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	28
12	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Cobo		46
2	S.Mujaid	(21,39)	48
3	A.Jovanovic		47
4	M.Somma*		45
5	P.Nolaskoain*		0
6	S.Ruiz		0
7	E.Colak		0
8	V.Gomez		47
9	G.Shibasaki*	(70)	48
10	A.Bergantinos*		44
11	A.Aketxe		0
12	D.Gimenez		0
13	D.Simon*		0
14	J.Montero*		0
15	C.Santos*		0
16	E.Boveda		0

1	A.Nino		84
2	K.Opener	(60)	46
3	D.Druff		89
4	B.Ding		45
5	L.Stooth		73
6	E.Ible		78
7	B.Dover		81
8	A.Structible		80
9	J.Credible		46
10	A.Nino	(21)	73
11	V.Crow		84
12	M.Skeeto		0
13	H.First		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	M.Labor	(21)	83
16	C.Arm		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Val Crow	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
6 mins	Dan Druff	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
10 mins	Michele Somma*	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
13 mins	Val Crow	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
16 mins	Val Crow	from a free kick
18 mins	Alex Bergantinos*	from the dressing room
20 mins	Val Crow	from a corner
21 mins	Sadick Mujaid	Annoying the referee
21 mins	Al Nino	A bruised shoulder
23 mins	Val Crow	blasted a penalty into row z
26 mins	Val Crow	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
32 mins	Manuel Labor	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
35 mins	Gaku Shibasaki*	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Ben Dover	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
38 mins	Justin Credible	with a flick on
39 mins	Sadick Mujaid	Fighting with fans
41 mins	Val Crow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Val Crow	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
47 mins	Val Crow	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
50 mins	Val Crow	with a lovely move from the right wing
53 mins	Alex Bergantinos*	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
53 mins	Dan Druff	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
56 mins	Manuel Labor	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
59 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Ken Opener	Being drunk
63 mins	Bill Ding	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
65 mins	Val Crow	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
69 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Gaku Shibasaki*	High kicking
71 mins	Alex Cobo	scuffed a penalty
72 mins	Val Crow	from a goal kick
75 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
78 mins	Ben Dover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
81 mins	Val Crow	with a powerful header into the top corner
85 mins	Manuel Labor	from a corner
87 mins	Andy Structible	from the dressing room
88 mins	Alex Bergantinos*	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

What Have We Become's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 28 - 4 tonking.
What Have We Become are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Not-So Athletic had so much of the ball What Have We Become must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
What Have We Become's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
A terrible day for What Have We Become's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Fernando Vasquez most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted What Have We Become manager Fernando Vasquez. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
After his shocking performance, What Have We Become's goalie Alex Cobo admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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