Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(5) 10
We Play Like Girls				dickiesutd
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 33174 4 Player Name 33176 9, 15, 69 Player Name 33178 24, 29, 39, 59, 79 Player Name 33166 34, 65 Player Name 33170 44, 54, 84 (pen) Player Name 33167 74, 90		Player Name 44294 8 Player Name 44290 23, 45 Player Name 44297 30 Player Name 44287 38, 52, 74 Player Name 44293 59 Player Name 44296 82, 90

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	Christmas Tree
66	Possession	34
17	Shots	11
10	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 33161		32
2	P.Name 33163	(59)	34
3	P.Name 33166		32
4	P.Name 33167		34
5	P.Name 33171		27
6	P.Name 33173		0
7	P.Name 33176		30
8	P.Name 33177		0
9	P.Name 33178		24
10	P.Name 33170		30
11	P.Name 33174		31
12	P.Name 33172		0
13	P.Name 33164		0
14	P.Name 33162		0
15	P.Name 33175	(59)	30
16	P.Name 33169		0

1	P.Name 44282	29
2	P.Name 44283	0
3	P.Name 44286	0
4	P.Name 44287	32
5	P.Name 44291	32
6	P.Name 44293	27
7	P.Name 44296	29
8	P.Name 44297	44
9	P.Name 44298	28
10	P.Name 44290	34
11	P.Name 44294	32
12	P.Name 44292	0
13	P.Name 44284	0
14	P.Name 44281	0
15	P.Name 44295	0
16	P.Name 44289	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 33174	with a spectacular bicycle kick
8 mins	Player Name 44294	with a lovely move from the right wing
9 mins	Player Name 33176	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
15 mins	Player Name 33176	from a throw in
15 mins	Player Name 44297	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Player Name 33178	blasted a penalty into row z
23 mins	Player Name 44290	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
24 mins	Player Name 33178	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Player Name 33178	with a great chip from the left wing
30 mins	Player Name 44297	with a brave flying header
34 mins	Player Name 33166	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Player Name 44287	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
39 mins	Player Name 33178	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
44 mins	Player Name 33170	with a header from the penalty area
45 mins	Player Name 44290	with a brave flying header
52 mins	Player Name 44287	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
54 mins	Player Name 33170	with a thunderous shot from distance
59 mins	Player Name 33163	A mild concussion
59 mins	Player Name 33178	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
59 mins	Player Name 44293	with a lovely move from the right wing
65 mins	Player Name 33166	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins	Player Name 44294	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins	Player Name 33176	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
74 mins	Player Name 33167	with a spectacular bicycle kick
74 mins	Player Name 44287	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
79 mins	Player Name 33178	with the bumcheek of God
82 mins	Player Name 44296	with a spectacular bicycle kick
84 mins	Player Name 33170	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 33167	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Player Name 44296	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

dickiesutd were clearly off colour during their 16 - 10 defeat by We Play Like Girls.
If he leads by example then dickiesutd manager Ian Rudder must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
No one on the dickiesutd team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
dickiesutd's keeper, Player Name 44282, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got dickiesutd's attack in their pockets.
The ref would have had more trouble keeping control of newborn kittens. Both teams were so nancy that not a single yellow card was raised in anger.
dickiesutd's Ian Rudder is clearly deeply in love with Christmas Tree. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Ian Rudder after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
The one thing you can say in dickiesutd's favour is they're not bad losers. From where we were sitting they looked pretty good at it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

Frozen Pitch