Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 23
We Play Like Girls				Wolverton Rangers
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Nick Ovtime 4, 8, 16, 38, 45, 56, 59, 62, 69, 72, 79, 89 Abe Rudder 12, 52 Richard Cranium 19, 31, 41, 76 Lou Briccant 27 Jose Frayed 34, 49 Ben Dover 66 (pen) Lee Nover 86

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	24
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 33161		32
2	P.Name 33163		34
3	P.Name 33166	(29,61)	32
4	P.Name 33167		34
5	P.Name 33171		27
6	P.Name 33173		30
7	P.Name 33176		30
8	P.Name 33177		0
9	P.Name 33178		24
10	P.Name 33170		30
11	P.Name 33174		31
12	P.Name 33172		0
13	P.Name 33164		0
14	P.Name 33162		0
15	P.Name 33175		0
16	P.Name 33169		0

1	R.Sance		88
2	H.Seek		89
3	S.Pull		84
4	M.Well		89
5	W.Dipoo		44
6	R.Cranium	(72)	92
7	L.Briccant		68
8	J.Frayed	(90)	45
9	L.Nover		44
10	A.Rudder	(61)	51
11	N.Ovtime		73
12	B.Dover	(61)	62
13	X.Breath		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	L.Nover	(90)	61


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Nick Ovtime	from the dressing room
8 mins	Nick Ovtime	from the dressing room
12 mins	Abe Rudder	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
16 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
19 mins	Richard Cranium	with a header from the penalty area
23 mins	Lou Briccant	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Lou Briccant	with a great volley from 10 yards out
29 mins	Player Name 33166	Being drunk
31 mins	Richard Cranium	with a lovely move from the right wing
34 mins	Jose Frayed	with a great chip from the left wing
38 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a spectacular bicycle kick
41 mins	Richard Cranium	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
49 mins	Jose Frayed	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
52 mins	Abe Rudder	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
56 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
59 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
61 mins	Player Name 33166	Unsporting behaviour
61 mins	Abe Rudder	A broken finger
62 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lovely move from the right wing
66 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Nick Ovtime	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
72 mins	Richard Cranium	Dangerous tackling
72 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a spectacular bicycle kick
76 mins	Richard Cranium	with a brave flying header
78 mins	Player Name 33176	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the bumcheek of God
82 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Lee Nover	from a goal kick
89 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Jose Frayed	A mild concussion

Match Report

Wolverton Rangers turned on the magic for a thumping 23 - 0 rout of We Play Like Girls.
jason harvey clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
Player Name 33172 was about to set off to the game when he discovered a racehorse in the back of his car. Turns out it was Shergar. He missed the game due to helping police with their enquiries.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 33161 is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
A disgraceful defensive performance from We Play Like Girls. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 5 3 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," frothed a fan after this 23 - 0 Wolverton Rangers win.
How on earth do you stop a team like Wolverton Rangers on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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