Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(3) 6
Dismal Lugubrious				What Have We Become
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Sheeza Freak 4, 9, 14, 29, 50, 55, 75, 80, 84 Alec Tricity 19, 24, 60, 65 Brighton Early 34 Marcus Absent 44 Player Name 44550 70		Ager Aketxe 11 Peru Nolaskoain* 22, 51 Sadick Mujaid 31 Vicente Gomez 61 Alex Cobo 84 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3
60	Possession	40
18	Shots	7
9	Fouls	12
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
8	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Zaria		48
2	B.Nessround		46
3	M.Absent		48
4	A.Gravity		48
5	B.Ender		46
6	M.Absent		46
7	P.Name 44550	(36)	29
8	A.Tricity	(26)	48
9	B.Early	(63)	47
10	S.Freak		46
11	M.Rohsopht		0
12	R.Cranium		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	A.Hassle		0

1	A.Cobo		46
2	S.Mujaid		48
3	A.Jovanovic		47
4	M.Somma*		0
5	P.Nolaskoain*	(49,79)	44
6	S.Ruiz		0
7	E.Colak		0
8	V.Gomez	(63)	47
9	G.Shibasaki*		48
10	A.Bergantinos*	(26)	44
11	A.Aketxe		45
12	D.Gimenez		0
13	D.Simon*		0
14	J.Montero*		0
15	C.Santos*	(63)	48
16	E.Boveda		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a free kick
9 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a flick on
11 mins	Ager Aketxe	with the hand of God
14 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Alec Tricity	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
22 mins	Peru Nolaskoain*	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
24 mins	Alec Tricity	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
26 mins	Alex Bergantinos*	Head butting
26 mins	Alec Tricity	Head butting
29 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
31 mins	Sadick Mujaid	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
34 mins	Brighton Early	with the hand of God
36 mins	Player Name 44550	Annoying the referee
42 mins	Alex Cobo	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Marcus Absent	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
49 mins	Peru Nolaskoain*	Squabbling
50 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a flick on
51 mins	Peru Nolaskoain*	with a great solo effort
55 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a brave flying header
60 mins	Alec Tricity	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
61 mins	Vicente Gomez	with a lovely move from the right wing
63 mins	Brighton Early	High kicking
63 mins	Vicente Gomez	A mild concussion
65 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Player Name 44550	from a goal kick
71 mins	Alex Cobo	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Sheeza Freak	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
79 mins	Peru Nolaskoain*	Flying a kite
80 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a flick on
84 mins	Alex Cobo	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Dismal Lugubrious went home with three of the easiest points they'll earn this season. Victory doesn't come anymore resounding than this 16 - 6 drubbing of a sorry-looking What Have We Become.
Dismal Lugubrious may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Ariel Hassle didn't make it to the ground for today's showdown due to a near-death experience.
What Have We Become's goalie Alex Cobo couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Dismal Lugubrious's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got What Have We Become's attack in their pockets.
Alex Bergantinos* and Alec Tricity were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Dismal Lugubrious's Lauren Bayly is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 Attacking formation.
"I don't think What Have We Become knew what hit them," striker Sheeza Freak told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
The only way What Have We Become could have hoped to stop this rampant Dismal Lugubrious side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Butch Gravelneck

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