Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 10
Not-So Athletic				Wolverton Rangers
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Hayden Seek 11 Richard Cranium 18, 79 (pen) Nick Ovtime 25, 65 (pen), 72 Lee Nover 33, 40 (pen) Jose Frayed 59 Ben Dover 86

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	5 3 2
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	21
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		75
2	K.Opener		46
3	L.Stooth		76
4	D.Druff		72
5	M.Skeeto		46
6	D.Tater		47
7	J.Frayed		52
8	A.Nino		59
9	M.Labor		64
10	V.Crow		64
11	B.Ding	(90)	45
12	E.Ible		0
13	C.Arm		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	R.Sance		89
2	H.Seek		88
3	X.Breath		79
4	M.Well		81
5	L.Nover		79
6	W.Dipoo	(62)	44
7	R.Cranium		89
8	B.Dover		77
9	J.Frayed		88
10	L.Nover		44
11	N.Ovtime		72
12	L.Briccant		0
13	V.Tire		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	B.Early		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Hayden Seek	scuffed a penalty
11 mins	Hayden Seek	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
18 mins	Richard Cranium	from a free kick
25 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Lee Nover	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins	Lee Nover	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Jose Frayed	with a strike from the left wing
62 mins	Winnie Dipoo	High kicking
65 mins	Nick Ovtime	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Nick Ovtime	from a corner
79 mins	Richard Cranium	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Ben Dover	with the hand of God
90 mins	Bill Ding	Annoying the referee

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 10 - 0 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of Not-So Athletic's humbling at the fast feet of Wolverton Rangers it all went wrong.
When Wolverton Rangers's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Wolverton Rangers had so much possession that they were allowed to officially adopt the ball after the game by social services.
Not-So Athletic keeper Al Nino was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Scouts were spotted watching Not-So Athletic's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Wolverton Rangers's Faldini Faldo experiment with the 5 3 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Wolverton Rangers manager Faldini Faldo said of his defeated opposite number Tomas Lally". "But the was a mess of his own making."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Wolverton Rangers looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 10 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

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Michael McLintock

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