Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(10) 18
dickiesutd				Cider City
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 44294 7, 69 Player Name 44290 14 Player Name 44283 27 Player Name 44297 34, 54, 62 Player Name 44296 41 Player Name 44287 83 Player Name 44293 90		Xavier Breath 4, 13, 17, 21, 30, 38, 42, 56, 65, 69, 86 Brighton Early 9 Walter Melon 25 Tate Urchips 34, 52 Alf Abet 47, 73, 82

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
11	Shots	21
15	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 44282		29
2	P.Name 44283	(53)	30
3	P.Name 44286		28
4	P.Name 44287		32
5	P.Name 44291		32
6	P.Name 44293		27
7	P.Name 44296		29
8	P.Name 44297		44
9	P.Name 44298		0
10	P.Name 44290		34
11	P.Name 44294	(26)	32
12	P.Name 44292		0
13	P.Name 44284		0
14	P.Name 44281		0
15	P.Name 44295		0
16	P.Name 44289		0

1	H.deMann		47
2	B.Early	(76)	46
3	F.Bisceps	(26)	47
4	A.Thetires		45
5	W.Melon		44
6	T.Urchips	(42)	47
7	A.Abet		48
8	D.Druff		45
9	X.Breath		47
10	B.Nessround		0
11	H.Annsaw		0
12	J.Credible		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	W.Dipoo		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Xavier Breath	from a throw in
7 mins	Player Name 44294	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
9 mins	Brighton Early	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
13 mins	Xavier Breath	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
14 mins	Player Name 44290	from the dressing room
17 mins	Xavier Breath	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
21 mins	Xavier Breath	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Walter Melon	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
26 mins	Player Name 44294	Foul and abusive language
26 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Foul and abusive language
27 mins	Player Name 44283	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
30 mins	Xavier Breath	from a goal kick
34 mins	Player Name 44297	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
34 mins	Tate Urchips	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	Xavier Breath	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
41 mins	Player Name 44296	with a flick on
42 mins	Tate Urchips	No apparent reason
42 mins	Xavier Breath	from a goal kick
47 mins	Alf Abet	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
48 mins	Player Name 44294	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins	Tate Urchips	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
53 mins	Player Name 44283	Shirt pulling
54 mins	Player Name 44297	from the dressing room
56 mins	Xavier Breath	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Alf Abet	blasted a penalty into row z
62 mins	Player Name 44297	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins	Xavier Breath	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Player Name 44294	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Xavier Breath	with a dink right on the goal line
73 mins	Alf Abet	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
75 mins	Player Name 44287	scuffed a penalty
76 mins	Brighton Early	Repeated fouling
78 mins	Tate Urchips	blasted a penalty into row z
81 mins	Alf Abet	A mild concussion
82 mins	Alf Abet	with a brave flying header
83 mins	Player Name 44287	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
86 mins	Xavier Breath	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins	Player Name 44293	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

dickiesutd were taught a real lesson here by a rampant Cider City side. So heavy was the 18 - 10 defeat that by the end they were having trouble keeping track of score. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Ian Rudder must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Cider City had so much of the ball dickiesutd must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching dickiesutd's Player Name 44282. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
An impressive attacking display. Cider City are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
Player Name 44294 and Fletcher Bisceps had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
dickiesutd's Ian Rudder is clearly deeply in love with Christmas Tree. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We were well and truly beaten by the better side," admitted boss Ian Rudder. "But all is not lost. It was today though."
After a hammering like this dickiesutd's manager Ian Rudder must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

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