Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(11) 23
Wimbledon FC				Not-So Athletic
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 48676 13, 50, 63 Player Name 48677 26, 75 Player Name 48669 38 Player Name 48679 88		Val Crow 4, 8, 11, 22, 30, 34, 41, 57, 76, 86, 89 Dick Tater 15 Al Nino 18, 26, 37, 53, 68, 72 Bill Ding 49 Val Veeta 61 (pen) Player Name 48669 64 (og) Dan Druff 80 Ben Dover 83

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	Sweeper
37	Possession	63
8	Shots	23
14	Fouls	10
3	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	8
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 48661		30
2	P.Name 48665		0
3	P.Name 48669	(55,84)	35
4	P.Name 48668		34
5	P.Name 48667	(26)	34
6	P.Name 48674		33
7	P.Name 48672		40
8	P.Name 48673		32
9	P.Name 48676	(26)	32
10	P.Name 48677		42
11	P.Name 48679		34
12	P.Name 48666		0
13	P.Name 48678		0
14	P.Name 48662		0
15	P.Name 48675		0
16	P.Name 48663		0

1	V.Veeta		82
2	B.Ding		45
3	L.Stooth		75
4	C.Arm		55
5	D.Druff		80
6	K.Opener	(55)	45
7	B.Dover	(62)	80
8	A.Structible		78
9	D.Tater		47
10	A.Nino		87
11	V.Crow		85
12	J.Credible	(55) (62)	46
13	A.Nino		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	H.First		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Val Crow	from a corner
8 mins	Val Crow	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
11 mins	Val Crow	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
13 mins	Player Name 48676	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Dick Tater	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
18 mins	Al Nino	with a belter from his own half
22 mins	Val Crow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Player Name 48667	Fighting with fans
26 mins	Player Name 48676	Fighting with fans
26 mins	Player Name 48677	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Al Nino	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
30 mins	Val Crow	with a brave flying header
34 mins	Val Crow	with a belter from the halfway line
37 mins	Al Nino	with a dink right on the goal line
38 mins	Player Name 48669	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Val Crow	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
45 mins	Val Veeta	scuffed a penalty
49 mins	Bill Ding	with a lovely move from the right wing
50 mins	Player Name 48676	with a dink right on the goal line
53 mins	Al Nino	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Player Name 48669	Obstruction
55 mins	Ken Opener	A mild concussion
57 mins	Val Crow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
61 mins	Val Veeta	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Ben Dover	Spitting
62 mins	Justin Credible	Spitting
63 mins	Player Name 48676	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
64 mins	Player Name 48669	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
68 mins	Al Nino	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
72 mins	Al Nino	from a corner
75 mins	Player Name 48677	with a great solo effort
76 mins	Val Crow	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Dan Druff	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
83 mins	Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
84 mins	Player Name 48669	Unsporting behaviour
86 mins	Val Crow	with a thunderous shot from distance
88 mins	Player Name 48679	with a belter from the halfway line
89 mins	Val Crow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 23 - 7 whitewash, the Wimbledon FC camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
Not-So Athletic manager Tomas Lally pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Not-So Athletic didn't miss Hugo First whose no-show was due to gone to church.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Player Name 48669 stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. Not-So Athletic could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
A terrible day for Wimbledon FC's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Player Name 48667 and Player Name 48676 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Jasper Goodhead would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Jasper Goodhead stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Most of Not-So Athletic clearly thought Sweeper was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," Tomas Lally told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 23 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like Not-So Athletic is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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