Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(6) 12
Bonnies Boys				My Lovely Horse
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Joe King 20, 33 Kent Cook 46 Rafa Varane* III 69 (og) Casey Needzit 88		Zinedine Zidane * I 3 Olivier Giroud II 9, 28, 77, 90 Terry Henry III X 16, 37, 61, 83 (pen) Lillian Thuram IIII X 22 Kylian Mbappe III 53 Walter Melon 69 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	16
2	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime		78
2	H.Annsaw		75
3	F.Bisceps	(31)	62
4	L.Lyde		71
5	S.Freak	(87)	56
6	K.Cook		79
7	H.Voor		82
8	X.Breath	(90)	64
9	C.Needzit		62
10	W.Melon		45
11	J.King		79
12	A.Kaseltzer		0
13	R.Sance	(57) (31)	60
14	B.Cherry	(87)	61
15	L.Tarred		0
16	W.Bago	(57)	69

1	H.Lloris III	48
2	L.Thuram IIII X	48
3	R.Varane* III	48
4	R.Pires III	48
5	P.Pogba I	89
6	C.Makelele III	48
7	F.Ribery II	81
8	Z.Zidane * I	90
9	T.Henry III X	48
10	O.Giroud II	92
11	K.Mbappe III	48
12	E.Abidal * II	0
13	B.Lizarazu* I	0
14	B.Matuidi II	0
15	P.Viera I	0
16	K.Benzema * I	0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Zinedine Zidane * I	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	Olivier Giroud II	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
16 mins	Terry Henry III X	with a belter from his own half
20 mins	Joe King	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
22 mins	Lillian Thuram IIII X	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
28 mins	Olivier Giroud II	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
30 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
31 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A broken leg
33 mins	Joe King	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
37 mins	Terry Henry III X	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
46 mins	Kent Cook	with a belter from his own half
53 mins	Kylian Mbappe III	with a great chip from the left wing
57 mins	Renee Sance	A bruised shoulder
60 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
61 mins	Terry Henry III X	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
69 mins	Rafa Varane* III	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
69 mins	Walter Melon	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
77 mins	Olivier Giroud II	with the hand of God
83 mins	Terry Henry III X	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Sheeza Freak	A mild concussion
88 mins	Casey Needzit	from a goal kick
90 mins	Xavier Breath	Spitting
90 mins	Olivier Giroud II	with a great solo effort

Match Report

My Lovely Horse were on blazing form as they torched Bonnies Boys 12 - 5.
rob newbery should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
Bonnies Boys couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Walter Melon do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
Bonnies Boys's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Bonnies Boys look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss rob newbery sent them out in dresses.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager rob newbery following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
You'd think at 12 - 5 My Lovely Horse would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave Bonnies Boys shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

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