Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(0) 0
Ravens of England				Hunt Park Rovers
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Bill Ding....653 15 Walter Melon..740 25, 43, 53, 63, 84

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
58	Possession	42
15	Shots	11
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb	(1)	70
2	L.Lyde...687		79
3	D.Buratto..701	(78)	88
4	B.Ding....653		88
5	S.Knot*	(1)	71
6	A.Abet..700		88
7	E.Dover..731		88
8	J.Frayed	(1)	62
9	V.Tire....650 *		88
10	J.Frayed....694		89
11	W.Melon..740		92
12	W.Deer....565 *		0
13	K.Opener..562 *		0
14	H.Fire...607 *	(1)	90
15	J.Credible	(1)	89
16	H.Mungous	(1)	89

1	D.Lenoir		77
2	L.Durham		75
3	T.Wake		76
4	H.Forsyth	(60)	74
5	K.Caldwell	(60)	52
6	W.Davidson-Davie		74
7	A.Martin	(60)	45
8	B.Bladen		84
9	B.Jackson		83
10	A.Carteret		83
11	P.Piedmont		83
12	W.Albemarle	(60)	63
13	L.Stanly	(60)	75
14	B.Fayette	(60)	83
15	A.Rudder		0
16	K.Cook		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hunt Park Rovers	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Pansy
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Pansy to Normal
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	Bill Ding....653	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
25 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
25 mins	Hunt Park Rovers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
43 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a header from the penalty area
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Normal to Pansy
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
53 mins	Walter Melon..740	with the hand of God
60 mins	Hunt Park Rovers	changed from Nutter to Psycho
60 mins	Hunt Park Rovers	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Pansy to Nutter
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	Lance Lyde...687	A mild concussion
63 mins	Walter Melon..740	from the dressing room
78 mins	Des Buratto..701	Obstruction
84 mins	Walter Melon..740	from the dressing room

Match Report

With this 6 - 0 win under their belts, Ravens of England are the sort of team that are capable of make the beautiful game look quite pretty in the right light.
With little sign of organisation from manager Dr Pearson, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Walter Melon..740 added to his haul scoring from the dressing room to end the match with 5 to his name.
Ravens of England's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 4 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Dr Pearson most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I reckon Dr Pearson must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk Ty Jones was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
On the strength of this display, Ravens of England really don't need to play for the full 90 minutes to take points. They make it look easy. at the moment. Whether they'll bloom is another matter.

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Referee

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Billy Bludgeon

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