Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 0
Sunderland				My Lovely Horse
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Joe Czarfunee 3, 16, 22, 26, 39, 44, 71 Ben Dover 7, 84 Manuel Labor 11 Adam Meway 34, 58 (pen), 62 (pen), 66, 75 (pen), 88 Dennis Tueart 49, 80 Sheeza Freak 54

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
66	Possession	34
22	Shots	8
8	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
8	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		89
2	W.Dipoo		88
3	B.Ding		89
4	W.Dipoo		87
5	S.Freak	(35)	88
6	S.Urai		87
7	A.Meway		87
8	M.Labor	(73)	89
9	B.Dover		75
10	D.Tueart		88
11	J.Czarfunee		94
12	L.Lyde		0
13	B.Kerr		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	J.Credible		0

1	H.Lloris III		48
2	L.Thuram IIII X		0
3	R.Varane* III	(26,35)	48
4	R.Pires III		48
5	P.Pogba I		85
6	C.Makelele III		0
7	F.Ribery II		77
8	Z.Zidane * I	(85)	80
9	T.Henry III X		0
10	O.Giroud II		81
11	K.Mbappe III	(57)	48
12	E.Abidal * II		0
13	B.Lizarazu* I		0
14	B.Matuidi II		0
15	P.Viera I		0
16	K.Benzema * I		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Sunderland	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
3 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from the dressing room
7 mins	Ben Dover	from the dressing room
11 mins	Manuel Labor	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
16 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
26 mins	Rafa Varane* III	Two-footed tackle
26 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from a goal kick
30 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
34 mins	Adam Meway	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
35 mins	Sheeza Freak	Head butting
35 mins	Rafa Varane* III	Head butting
39 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
44 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a dink right on the goal line
49 mins	Dennis Tueart	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
54 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a throw in
57 mins	Kylian Mbappe III	Obstruction
58 mins	Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
62 mins	Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Adam Meway	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
71 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
73 mins	Manuel Labor	Squabbling
75 mins	Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Dennis Tueart	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
84 mins	Ben Dover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
85 mins	Zinedine Zidane * I	Shirt pulling
88 mins	Adam Meway	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

My Lovely Horse were laughed off the pitch by Sunderland's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 19 - 0.
After a good session at the Rehabilitation the Sunderland performance was credit to manager Julia Harrison's commitment.
Bixente Lizarazu* I missed My Lovely Horse's game because he had to mow the lawn.
With a performance like this, My Lovely Horse's Hugo Lloris III gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
When Sunderland's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Sheeza Freak and Rafa Varane* III were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
A desperate tackle in the box by My Lovely Horse's Paul Pogba I saw Adam Meway convert the resulting penalty for Sunderland.
The Sunderland players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
Even if this was a game of rugby, My Lovely Horse wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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