Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 10
Leicester Youths				Inter Mimam
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Fletcher Bisceps 13 Amanda Hugnkiss 32, 54 Tim Burr 75		Ben Dover 9, 18, 27, 35, 44, 80 Kenny Dewitt 53 Ed Jewcation 62 Russell Ingleaves 71 Otto Whackew 89

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	2 5 3
46	Possession	54
12	Shots	15
10	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		80
2	C.Needzit		69
3	H.Seek		69
4	A.Thetires		69
5	T.Burr		71
6	F.Bisceps	(90)	45
7	L.DeHand		47
8	C.Needzit		81
9	J.Nasium		74
10	T.Urchips		57
11	A.Hugnkiss		88
12	S.Pitt	(90)	56
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Early		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	C.Arm	(90)	58
2	R.Ingleaves		90
3	X.Breath		67
4	A.Nino		90
5	S.Night		85
6	J.Atrics		79
7	E.Jewcation		80
8	B.Frapples		54
9	O.Whackew		88
10	K.Dewitt		89
11	B.Dover		88
12	V.Veeta		0
13	E.Jewcation	(90)	88
14	B.Free		0
15	J.Frayed		0
16	S.Freak		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Ben Dover	with a flick on
13 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Ben Dover	with a header from the penalty area
27 mins	Ben Dover	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
32 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a goal kick
35 mins	Ben Dover	with a belter from his own half
44 mins	Ben Dover	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
54 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
62 mins	Ed Jewcation	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
71 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Tim Burr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins	Ben Dover	from a corner
89 mins	Otto Whackew	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Carl Arm	A broken thumb
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A broken collar bone

Match Report

Inter Mimam kept their heads and produced the display they needed to beat Leicester Youths 10 - 4.
Andrei Cee would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Free kicks training seems to be doing them.
Bjorn Free didn't start for Inter Mimam because he was spitting feathers when he woke up and decided to make an early start down his local a priority.
Leicester Youths could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Scouts were spotted watching Leicester Youths's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
The ref had a few words with one of the Inter Mimam team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 5 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Nate Gatley most of his squad are best on the bench.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager Andrei Cee after his team's defeat.
No matter how comfortable Inter Mimam looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

Frozen Pitch