Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(10) 20
Leicester Youths				Shaktar Franz
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Andy Gravity 51		Sid Down 4, 8, 33, 37, 80 Amanda Hugnkiss 12 Bud Weiser 16, 20 Bowen Arrow 25, 29 (pen), 46 (pen), 50, 63, 71 (pen), 85 (pen), 89 (pen) Val Lay 42, 58, 67, 76

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	20
9	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		79
2	H.Seek		70
3	C.Needzit		79
4	M.Well	(90)	53
5	T.Burr		73
6	A.Thetires		66
7	L.DeHand		47
8	A.Hugnkiss		79
9	S.Pitt		71
10	A.Gravity		79
11	T.Urchips		69
12	J.Nasium		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Early		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	D.Lesgettham		88
2	C.Terbocks		85
3	D.Sore		85
4	A.Gator		88
5	J.Czarfunee		88
6	J.Nasium		81
7	A.Hugnkiss		80
8	B.Weiser		88
9	B.Arrow		94
10	V.Lay		92
11	S.Down	(90)	92
12	R.Sance		0
13	U.Daway		0
14	P.Zaria		0
15	P.Name 30903		0
16	P.Name 30907		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Sid Down	with a belter from the halfway line
8 mins	Sid Down	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
12 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
16 mins	Bud Weiser	with a lovely move from the right wing
20 mins	Bud Weiser	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
25 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a goal kick
29 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Sid Down	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
37 mins	Sid Down	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Val Lay	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
46 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
51 mins	Andy Gravity	with a belter from his own half
58 mins	Val Lay	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
63 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a throw in
67 mins	Val Lay	with a powerful header into the top corner
71 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Val Lay	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	Sid Down	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Sid Down	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

Shaktar Franz dazzled with an humiliating 20 - 1 beating. Leicester Youths looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Defence paid off today for Shaktar Franz.
Where ever Shaktar Franz went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Leicester Youths's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Don't ask Leicester Youths's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Shaktar Franz manager Andrea Passanante does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Andrei Cee after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Andrea Passanante in court and I want those points back."
Losing 20 - 1 has to be a low point for Leicester Youths. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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