The Division Wed, 23 Oct 2024

	(11) 22	-	(0) 0
The Killers				My Lovely Horse
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Midfield Anyside 187 2, 52, 56 Midfield Left 183 6, 35 Defender Right 196 11 Any Striker 190 14, 27, 43, 48 (pen), 60 (pen), 64, 68, 75, 79 (pen), 90 (pen) Frank Ribery II 19 (og) Midfield Anyside 193 23, 72 Zinedine Zidane * I 31 (og) Defender Left 192 39 Midfield Right 189 83

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		2 5 3
69		Possession		31
22		Shots		7
11		Fouls		12
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		1
Use Wings		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Nutter		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 G.Keeper 182 89 2 D.Right 196 89 3 D.Anyside 185 88 4 D.Anyside 191 88 5 D.Left 192 (59) 73 6 M.Right 189 87 7 M.Anyside 187 90 8 M.Center 199 89 9 M.Anyside 193 (86) 89 10 M.Left 183 89 11 A.Striker 190 93 12 G.Keeper 197 0 13 D.Anyside 195 (59) 89 14 M.Anyside 194 0 15 M.Left 188 0 16 C.Striker 184 0		1 H.Lloris III 48 2 L.Thuram IIII X 48 3 R.Varane* III 0 4 R.Pires III 48 5 P.Pogba I 82 6 C.Makelele III 48 7 F.Ribery II 63 8 Z.Zidane * I 70 9 T.Henry III X 0 10 O.Giroud II 76 11 K.Mbappe III 0 12 E.Abidal * II 0 13 B.Lizarazu* I 0 14 B.Matuidi II 0 15 P.Viera I 0 16 K.Benzema * I 0

Time		Person	Description
2 mins		Midfield Anyside 187	with a thunderous shot from distance
6 mins		Midfield Left 183	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
11 mins		Defender Right 196	with the bumcheek of God
14 mins		Any Striker 190	from the dressing room
19 mins		Frank Ribery II	with an own goal
23 mins		Midfield Anyside 193	with a great volley from 10 yards out
27 mins		Any Striker 190	from a throw in
30 mins		My Lovely Horse	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
31 mins		Zinedine Zidane * I	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
35 mins		Midfield Left 183	with a spectacular bicycle kick
39 mins		Defender Left 192	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
43 mins		Any Striker 190	from a free kick
48 mins		Any Striker 190	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins		Midfield Anyside 187	with the hand of God
56 mins		Midfield Anyside 187	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
59 mins		Defender Left 192	A mild concussion
60 mins		My Lovely Horse	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins		The Killers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins		Any Striker 190	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins		Any Striker 190	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
68 mins		Any Striker 190	with a lovely move from the right wing
72 mins		Midfield Anyside 193	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
75 mins		Any Striker 190	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
79 mins		Any Striker 190	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins		Midfield Right 189	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
86 mins		Midfield Anyside 193	Spitting
90 mins		Any Striker 190	after ref awarded a penalty

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Match Report

My Lovely Horse were reduced them to blubbering wrecks as the The Killers onslaught saw a haul of 22 goals - that's 22 goals - in this 22 - 0 battering. All those long hours at the local rec practising Corners paid off today for The Killers. Kylian Mbappe III missed the match because he had completely forgotten how to play football. He thought it would be best if he gave the game a miss. Some excellent defending from The Killers produced a clean sheet and a decent result against My Lovely Horse. The Killers's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings. The Killers's Defender Left 192 misses 2 weeks due to a mild concussion. "We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," The Killers boss Colin Brown claimed following the win. Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Snowy	Muddy Pitch