Match Report

	(12) 25	-	(0) 1
Mobtown FC				Bonnies Boys
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Proposition Joe...5 2, 39, 42, 61, 64, 82 Jimmy McNulty...3* 5 Tommy Carcetti...4 8, 16 Cheese Wagstaff...1* 12, 20, 31, 46, 71 Wee-Bey Brice...1 23 (pen), 35, 50, 53 (pen), 57 (pen), 75 (pen), 79 Brother Mazone...7* 27 Cutty Wise...2 68 Bunk Moreland...5 86 Bodie Broadus...1* 90		Casey Needzit 53

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
69	Possession	31
25	Shots	4
4	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Vondopoulos		89
2	S.Bell...2	(1)	77
3	..Bubbles...5		86
4	J.McNulty...3***		88
5	B.Colvin...6	(1)	45
6	B.Mazone...7***		90
7	C.Wise...2		89
8	W.Brice...1		94
9	P.Joe...2***		87
10	C.Wagstaff...1***	(82)	92
11	H.Hauk...8***	(1)	53
12	M.Stanfield		0
13	B.Broadus...1***	(1)	90
14	B.Moreland...5	(1)	88
15	O.Little...4***		0
16	T.Carcetti...3***	(1)	88

1	B.Cherry		78
2	H.Annsaw		77
3	F.Bisceps		77
4	L.Lyde		74
5	S.Freak		60
6	L.Tarred		83
7	K.Cook		75
8	A.Rudder		57
9	A.Hassle	(61)	45
10	A.Kaseltzer		78
11	C.Needzit		79
12	R.Sance		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Nover		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	X.Breath		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Proposition Joe...5	from a corner
5 mins	Jimmy McNulty...3***	with a strike from the left wing
8 mins	Tommy Carcetti...4	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
12 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	with a strike from the left wing
16 mins	Tommy Carcetti...4	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
20 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
23 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Brother Mazone...7***	from the dressing room
31 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
35 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Proposition Joe...5	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
42 mins	Proposition Joe...5	with the hand of God
46 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	from the dressing room
50 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
53 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Casey Needzit	with a dink right on the goal line
57 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Ariel Hassle	Squabbling
61 mins	Proposition Joe...5	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
64 mins	Proposition Joe...5	from a corner
68 mins	Cutty Wise...2	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
71 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
75 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
82 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...1***	Spitting
82 mins	Proposition Joe...5	with a powerful header into the top corner
86 mins	Bunk Moreland...5	with the bumcheek of God
90 mins	Bodie Broadus...1***	with a flick on

Match Report

Mobtown FC must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. Such was the extent of their thumping 25 - 1 rout of Bonnies Boys it looks like they got a few birthdays and some bank holidays thrown in for good measure.
rob newbery would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Aerobics doesn't seem the right place to start.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Bonnies Boys had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to Mobtown FC too.
It was such a bad match for Bonnies Boys goalie Buster Cherry that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Send out the search party! Bonnies Boys's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
Bonnies Boys look about as convinving playing in the 4 4 2 formation as they would if boss rob newbery sent them out in dresses.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Herc Hauk...8***. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
It wasn't so much an off day for Bonnies Boys, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Muddy Pitch