Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(2) 3
Dunder Mifflin				Leicester Youths
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Michael Scott 5, 12, 19, 58, 89 Darryl Philbin 26, 51 (pen), 62, 75, 82 Pam Beesly 38 Gabe Lewis 44 Oscar Martinez 69		Kelly Kapoor 24 (og) Amanda Hugnkiss 39 Casey Needzit 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
69	Possession	31
17	Shots	9
12	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Malone		82
2	E.Hannon		76
3	K.Kapoor		67
4	R.Howard		90
5	A.Bernard		69
6	P.Beesly		87
7	T.Flenderson	(1)	60
8	O.Martinez		90
9	D.Philbin		48
10	M.Scott		92
11	C.Bratton		0
12	D.Wallace		0
13	P.Vance	(90)	53
14	T.Packer		0
15	G.Lewis	(90) (1)	51
16	D.Schrute		0

1	B.Early		78
2	H.Seek		72
3	C.Needzit		82
4	T.Burr		73
5	F.Bisceps		74
6	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	73
7	A.Gravity		72
8	J.Nasium	(61)	45
9	A.Hugnkiss		62
10	C.Needzit		66
11	S.Pitt		45
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	C.Terbocks	(61)	45
15	L.DeHand		0
16	E.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
5 mins	Michael Scott	with a flick on
12 mins	Michael Scott	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
19 mins	Michael Scott	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins	Kelly Kapoor	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
26 mins	Darryl Philbin	with a belter from his own half
30 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Attacking to Defensive
38 mins	Pam Beesly	with a strike from the left wing
39 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins	Gabe Lewis	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
51 mins	Darryl Philbin	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Michael Scott	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
60 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
61 mins	Jim Nasium	A mild concussion
62 mins	Darryl Philbin	with a brave flying header
69 mins	Oscar Martinez	from the dressing room
75 mins	Darryl Philbin	with a great chip from the left wing
81 mins	Casey Needzit	with a belter from his own half
82 mins	Darryl Philbin	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
89 mins	Michael Scott	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Two-footed tackle
90 mins	Gabe Lewis	A painful back injury

Match Report

Only the Dunder Mifflin fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Leicester Youths 13 - 3.
Dunder Mifflin's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Leicester Youths's attack in their pockets.
The ball was at the feet of the Dunder Mifflin players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
Leicester Youths keeper Brighton Early was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
The Leicester Youths have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Dunder Mifflin's Nathan Storey is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 5 3 formation.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Andrei Cee after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Nathan Storey in court and I want those points back."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Dunder Mifflin looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 13 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

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