Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 7
The Blurred Crusade				The Killers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
		Center Striker 198 8, 18 (pen), 28, 82 Midfield Anyside 193 54 Midfield Anyside 187 64 Defender Left 192 73

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
45	Possession	55
12	Shots	14
14	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity	(1)	45
2	T.Burr	(1)	60
3	E.Hughes	(1)	45
4	C.Arm		83
5	S.Gerrard		83
6	G.Souness		83
7	R.Sance	(54)	78
8	J.Barnes		84
9	B.Firmino		69
10	M.DeLawn		81
11	R.Fowler		81
12	B.Grobelaar	(1)	76
13	D.Tater		0
14	G.Gillespie	(1)	70
15	A.Hansen	(1)	69
16	C.Bradley		0

1	G.Keeper 182		89
2	D.Right 196		90
3	D.Anyside 185		89
4	D.Anyside 191		89
5	D.Left 192		87
6	M.Right 189		87
7	M.Anyside 187	(79) (64)	57
8	M.Center 199		89
9	M.Anyside 193		90
10	M.Left 188	(28)	45
11	C.Striker 198		92
12	G.Keeper 197		0
13	D.Left 200		0
14	M.Anyside 194	(28)	88
15	M.Right 201	(79)	87
16	A.Striker 190		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Longball to Passing
8 mins	Center Striker 198	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
18 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Midfield Left 188	A sprained wrist
28 mins	Center Striker 198	with a header from the penalty area
30 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Attacking to Defensive
54 mins	Renee Sance	Foul and abusive language
54 mins	Midfield Anyside 193	from a throw in
60 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
64 mins	Midfield Anyside 187	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Midfield Anyside 187	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
73 mins	Defender Left 192	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
79 mins	Midfield Anyside 187	A broken thumb
82 mins	Center Striker 198	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

At 7 - 0 you could have afforded to miss a few of the goals because such was the regularity of The Killers another one wasn't far behind. The Blurred Crusade, it would seem, actually lost count. Which was probably for the best.
All those hours after work on Tuesday practising Defence paid off today for The Killers.
The Killers hot shot Center Striker 198 chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 4 goals.
The Blurred Crusade's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why The Blurred Crusade go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"The board have assured me, even after a display like this, that my job is safe," offered boss Steve Kilbey following his side's defeat. "I don't read everything I read in the press."
The Blurred Crusade call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

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Simon Pieman

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