Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 11
Inter Mimam				Bonnies Boys
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Lee Nover 16, 86 Otto Whackew 34 Ben Dover 68		Al Kaseltzer 14, 55, 61, 69, 76 Casey Needzit 21, 29, 36, 89 Buster Cherry 43 (pen) Lance Lyde 49

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	Diamond
32	Possession	68
9	Shots	20
8	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	11
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		78
2	V.Veeta		75
3	R.Ingleaves		72
4	S.Down		66
5	X.Breath	(54)	63
6	J.Atrics		71
7	B.Free		55
8	K.Dewitt		59
9	B.Dover		67
10	L.Nover		86
11	O.Whackew		62
12	B.Weiser		0
13	J.Frayed		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	S.Night		0
16	B.Frapples		0

1	B.Cherry		83
2	H.Annsaw		83
3	F.Bisceps		86
4	L.Lyde		88
5	S.Freak		66
6	A.Hassle		45
7	H.Voor		85
8	X.Breath		81
9	L.Tarred		70
10	A.Kaseltzer		90
11	C.Needzit	(61)	83
12	A.Nino		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	K.Cook		0
16	L.Nover		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Buster Cherry	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	Lee Nover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
21 mins	Casey Needzit	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Casey Needzit	with a lovely move from the right wing
34 mins	Otto Whackew	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
36 mins	Casey Needzit	with a belter from the halfway line
43 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Lance Lyde	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Lee Nover	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Xavier Breath	Flying a kite
55 mins	Al Kaseltzer	from a free kick
61 mins	Casey Needzit	Two-footed tackle
61 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
69 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
76 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a great solo effort
86 mins	Lee Nover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
89 mins	Casey Needzit	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

This dizzying 11 - 4 display of goal scoring from Bonnies Boys saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless Inter Mimam were reduced to mere spectators.
Nate Gatley must be the organ grinder, Inter Mimam are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
No one on the Inter Mimam team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
Inter Mimam's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Bonnies Boys's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Bonnies Boys go out in Diamond formation we're still looking for it.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager rob newbery after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
It wasn't so much an off day for Inter Mimam, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch