Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(11) 24
Leicester Youths				Acorn Raiders
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Amanda Hugnkiss 53		Lou Stooth 773* 2, 20, 24, 57, 61, 64, 80 Des Buratto 676 6, 35, 76, 87 Bowen Arrow 792 10 Bjorn Free 837 13 (pen), 31, 42, 50 (pen), 72 (pen), 83 (pen), 90 Dick Tater 806 17, 53 Hugh Mungous 824* 28 Stan Dup 828 46 Lou Sirr 796 68

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	24
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Early		78
2	H.Seek		76
3	C.Needzit		75
4	F.Bisceps		74
5	T.Burr		74
6	A.Hugnkiss		86
7	J.Nasium	(55)	64
8	C.Needzit		73
9	L.DeHand		47
10	T.Urchips	(90)	45
11	B.Weiser		78
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	C.Terbocks	(90)	45
15	A.Gravity		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	A.Kaholic 556		88
2	A.Meway 623	(1)	78
3	A.Bomb 770*		87
4	B.Free 837		93
5	L.Sirr 796		87
6	R.Banks 814		89
7	K.Dewitt 810	(1)	63
8	S.Dup 828		90
9	J.Czarfunee761	(1)	45
10	D.Tater 806		88
11	D.Buratto 676	(45)	92
12	R.Kleiner		0
13	B.Arrow 792	(1)	80
14	L.Stooth 773*	(1)	94
15	H.Mungous 824*	(1)	88
16	A.Rudder 696		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
6 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
10 mins	Bowen Arrow 792	with a lovely move from the right wing
13 mins	Bjorn Free 837	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Dick Tater 806	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
20 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a belter from the halfway line
24 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
28 mins	Hugh Mungous 824*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
31 mins	Bjorn Free 837	with a brave flying header
35 mins	Des Buratto 676	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
42 mins	Bjorn Free 837	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
45 mins	Des Buratto 676	Shirt pulling
46 mins	Stan Dup 828	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
50 mins	Bjorn Free 837	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
53 mins	Dick Tater 806	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
55 mins	Jim Nasium	Fighting with fans
57 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a great volley from 10 yards out
61 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	from a free kick
64 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a brave flying header
68 mins	Lou Sirr 796	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
72 mins	Bjorn Free 837	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	from a corner
83 mins	Bjorn Free 837	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
90 mins	Tate Urchips	A broken thumb
90 mins	Bjorn Free 837	from a throw in

Match Report

Acorn Raiders must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. Such was the extent of their thumping 24 - 1 rout of Leicester Youths it looks like they got a few birthdays and some bank holidays thrown in for good measure.
At least Andrei Cee is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Acorn Raiders who were gifted possession every time Leicester Youths touched the ball.
It was such a bad match for Leicester Youths goalie Brighton Early that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Leicester Youths's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Acorn Raiders's Nicholas Carroll is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We were well and truly beaten by the better side," admitted boss Andrei Cee. "But all is not lost. It was today though."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 24 - 1 scoreline. Acorn Raiders are on fire.

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Referee

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Simon Pieman

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