Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 19
Dunder Mifflin				The Killers
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Center Striker 198 4 (pen), 8, 12 (pen), 16, 28 (pen), 32 (pen), 36, 44, 52 (pen), 56, 69, 74, 79, 87 Midfield Anyside 194 20, 40 Midfield Right 189 24 Defender Right 196 63 Midfield Anyside 193 83

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
40	Possession	60
10	Shots	19
3	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Malone		73
2	E.Hannon		0
3	K.Kapoor		0
4	R.Howard		0
5	A.Bernard		68
6	P.Beesly		82
7	T.Flenderson	(1)	57
8	O.Martinez		0
9	D.Philbin	(62)	48
10	M.Scott		64
11	C.Bratton	(1)	45
12	D.Wallace		0
13	P.Vance		0
14	T.Packer		0
15	G.Lewis	(1) (62)	66
16	D.Schrute	(1)	79

1	G.Keeper 182		88
2	D.Right 196		89
3	D.Anyside 185		89
4	D.Anyside 191		88
5	D.Left 192		88
6	M.Right 189		89
7	M.Right 201		88
8	M.Center 199	(70)	88
9	M.Anyside 193		89
10	M.Anyside 194		87
11	C.Striker 198		94
12	G.Keeper 197		0
13	D.Left 200		0
14	M.Left 188		0
15	M.Anyside 187		0
16	A.Striker 190		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
8 mins	Center Striker 198	with the bumcheek of God
12 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Center Striker 198	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
20 mins	Midfield Anyside 194	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
24 mins	Midfield Right 189	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	The Killers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Attacking to Defensive
32 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Center Striker 198	with a great volley from 10 yards out
40 mins	Midfield Anyside 194	with a dink right on the goal line
44 mins	Center Striker 198	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
52 mins	Center Striker 198	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Center Striker 198	with a thunderous shot from distance
60 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
62 mins	Darryl Philbin	Fighting with fans
62 mins	Gabe Lewis	Fighting with fans
63 mins	Defender Right 196	with a dink right on the goal line
69 mins	Center Striker 198	with a belter from his own half
70 mins	Midfield Center 199	Dangerous tackling
74 mins	Center Striker 198	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
79 mins	Center Striker 198	with a brave flying header
83 mins	Midfield Anyside 193	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
87 mins	Center Striker 198	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

The Killers absolutely wiped the floor with Dunder Mifflin in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 19 goals, The Killers should pick on someone their own size next time.
After a good session at the Rehabilitation the The Killers performance was credit to manager Colin Brown's commitment.
Ryan Howard didn't show for Dunder Mifflin because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
The The Killers goalie didn't so much keep a clean sheet as not have a stitch to do all afternoon.
Dunder Mifflin's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
Darryl Philbin and Gabe Lewis picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Michael McLintock would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Michael McLintock stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The penalty for a reckless challenge on The Killers's Center Striker 198 was in fact a penalty. Which was in fact put away rather nicely.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Colin Brown with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
With a mere 19 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for The Killers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch