Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(11) 22
Inter Mimam				The Blurred Crusade
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 51		Robbie Fowler 3, 7, 11 (pen), 28, 37, 41, 69, 74, 82 Sid Down 16 (og) Andy Robertson 20, 53 Gary Gillespie 24, 61 Carl Arm 32, 45, 78, 90 Connor Bradley 49, 57, 65 Renee Sance 86

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	23
8	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	10
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		78
2	V.Veeta		73
3	L.Sirr		74
4	X.Breath		67
5	S.Down	(63)	57
6	A.Nino		74
7	E.Jewcation		72
8	J.Atrics		77
9	B.Free		65
10	B.Dover		61
11	K.Dewitt		87
12	L.Nover		0
13	J.Frayed		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	C.Arm		0

1	A.Gravity	(1)	45
2	C.Bradley	(58)	91
3	E.Hughes	(1)	72
4	A.Hansen		87
5	S.Bjornebeye	(1)	45
6	C.Arm		92
7	R.Sance		89
8	G.Souness		88
9	S.Gerrard	(29,87)	85
10	J.Barnes		87
11	R.Fowler		94
12	B.Grobelaar	(1)	87
13	D.Tater		0
14	G.Gillespie	(1)	89
15	A.Robertson	(1)	87
16	M.Owen		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Longball to Passing
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
3 mins	Robbie Fowler	from a corner
7 mins	Robbie Fowler	with a dink right on the goal line
11 mins	Robbie Fowler	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Sid Down	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
20 mins	Andy Robertson	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Gary Gillespie	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Robbie Fowler	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Steven Gerrard	Shirt pulling
32 mins	Carl Arm	with a lovely move from the right wing
37 mins	Robbie Fowler	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
41 mins	Robbie Fowler	from a goal kick
45 mins	Carl Arm	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
49 mins	Connor Bradley	with a thunderous shot from distance
51 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with the bumcheek of God
53 mins	Andy Robertson	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
57 mins	Connor Bradley	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
58 mins	Connor Bradley	Unsporting behaviour
61 mins	Gary Gillespie	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
63 mins	Sid Down	High kicking
65 mins	Connor Bradley	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Robbie Fowler	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins	Robbie Fowler	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
78 mins	Carl Arm	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
82 mins	Robbie Fowler	with a spectacular bicycle kick
86 mins	Renee Sance	with a brave flying header
87 mins	Steven Gerrard	Spitting
90 mins	Carl Arm	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

The Blurred Crusade were in a different league to Inter Mimam for the duration of this 22 - 1 hammering. If both sides carry on like this, they'll probably quite literally be in a different league soon enough.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Inter Mimam boss Nate Gatley could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
The Blurred Crusade could have written a book on possession football after Inter Mimam hardly touched the ball.
Sid Down's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
Whilst Inter Mimam ponced about trying to play finesse football, The Blurred Crusade kept hoofing it up field for the win.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Inter Mimam manager Nate Gatley does. But 4 5 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"I would do anything Steve Kilbey asked of us," gushed defender Stig-Inge Bjornebeye after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Inter Mimam wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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