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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Wed, 13 Nov 2024
 
(0) 0 - (9) 16
Leicester Youths   Hunt Park Rovers
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:6
 
Goal Scorers
  Kent Cook 4, 10, 15, 26 (pen), 31, 36, 41, 45, 51, 56 (pen), 60, 66, 81
Len Durham 21
Artie Carteret 76, 86  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2 AttackingFormation4 5 1
31Possession69
8Shots16
7Fouls10
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
1Offsides1
PassingStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionNutter
MouldedBootsAstros
 
Player Ratings
1B.Early77
2F.Bisceps (90)64
3F.Furter74
4F.Bisceps67
5F.Bisceps (47)59
6L.DeHand47
7S.Pitt73
8J.Nasium80
9A.Gravity72
10T.Urchips57
11A.Hugnkiss78
12A.Hugnkiss0
13C.Needzit0
14C.Terbocks0
15B.Weiser0
16T.Burr (47)65
1D.Lenoir88
2L.Durham87
3T.Wake87
4K.Caldwell88
5W.Davidson-Davie (45)45
6S.Pamlico88
7A.Martin (45)45
8B.Bladen (45)54
9B.Frapples88
10A.Carteret88
11K.Cook93
12L.Stanly (45)89
13B.Fayette (45)89
14W.Brunswick (45)71
15A.Rudder0
16W.Albemarle0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsHunt Park Roverschanged from Attacking to Defensive
 4 minsKent Cookwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 10 minsKent Cookwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 15 minsKent Cookwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 21 minsLen Durhamwith a great volley from 10 yards out
 26 minsKent Cookafter ref awarded a penalty
 31 minsKent Cookwith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 36 minsKent Cookfrom a throw in
 41 minsKent Cookwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 45 minsHunt Park Roverschanged from Nutter to Normal
 45 minsKent Cookwith a powerful header into the top corner
 47 minsFletcher BiscepsA broken thumb
 51 minsKent Cookwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 56 minsKent Cookafter ref awarded a penalty
 60 minsKent Cookwith a lovely move from the right wing
 66 minsKent Cookfrom a throw in
 76 minsArtie Carteretwith an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 81 minsKent Cookwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 86 minsArtie Carteretwith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 90 minsFletcher BiscepsSquabbling
 
 
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Match Report
16 - 0 the score, and that says it all. Leicester Youths couldn't leave the pitch quick enough after the final whistle had blown.
A little more Penalties and a little less Jogging would go a long way to improving Leicester Youths's lot.
Leicester Youths's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
Leicester Youths keeper Brighton Early was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Hunt Park Rovers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Hunt Park Rovers go out in 4 5 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistant" announced victorious Hunt Park Rovers boss Dr Pearson.
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
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Hard Pitch
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