Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 4
The Blurred Crusade				Mobtown FC
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Tommy Carcetti...4 15, 56 Proposition Joe...5 69, 84

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
39	Possession	61
11	Shots	17
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity	(1)	45
2	C.Bradley		75
3	E.Hughes	(1)	67
4	A.Hansen		76
5	A.Robertson	(1)	45
6	R.Houghton		83
7	R.Sance	(31,65)	72
8	G.Souness		83
9	T.Urchips		83
10	J.Barnes		71
11	R.Fowler		82
12	B.Grobelaar	(1)	77
13	S.Gerrard		0
14	G.Gillespie	(1)	76
15	S.Bjornebeye	(1)	76
16	M.Owen		0

1	M.Stanfield		87
2	S.Pearson...3***	(1)	89
3	B.Broadus...1***		88
4	J.McNulty...3***		88
5	B.Colvin...6	(1)	45
6	B.Moreland...5		87
7	C.Wise...2		88
8	W.Brice...1		80
9	P.Joe...5	(39)	89
10	S.Charles...3		88
11	B.Mazone...7***	(1)	54
12	S.Vondopoulos		0
13	N.Sobotka...2	(1)	90
14	A.Barksdale...4	(1)	88
15	O.Little...2***		0
16	T.Carcetti...4	(1) (81)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Pansy to Normal
1 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Longball to Passing
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Tommy Carcetti...4	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Attacking to Defensive
31 mins	Renee Sance	Repeated diving
31 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	A mild concussion
39 mins	Proposition Joe...5	Two-footed tackle
39 mins	John Barnes	A bruised shoulder
45 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
56 mins	Tommy Carcetti...4	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
65 mins	Renee Sance	Time wasting
69 mins	Proposition Joe...5	with a dink right on the goal line
81 mins	Tommy Carcetti...4	Indecent exposure
84 mins	Proposition Joe...5	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

The Blurred Crusade were shown up for the pretenders they are by a hungry-looking Mobtown FC side who took the points with a 4 - 0 win.
Steve Kilbey would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
After taking a good hiding while walking past the local school, Omar Little...2*** was so humiliated by being beaten up by a 13-year-old girl, he didn't turn up for Mobtown FC.
Some excellent defending from Mobtown FC produced a clean sheet and a decent result against The Blurred Crusade.
Mobtown FC's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
The Blurred Crusade's John Barnes will be getting used to hospital food, missing 4 weeks due to a bruised shoulder.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Jason A after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
The Blurred Crusade probably shouldn't beat themselves up too much over a result like this. Mobtown FC have already given them a decent hiding.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch