Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Sunderland				Ravens of England
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
		Vlad Tire....650 * 18, 36, 45 Walter Melon..740 26, 52, 83 Alf Abet..700 63, 75

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	5 4 1
33	Possession	67
8	Shots	18
16	Fouls	7
4	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		75
2	W.Dipoo	(86)	70
3	B.Ding	(89)	69
4	W.Dipoo		62
5	S.Freak		74
6	S.Urai		79
7	A.Meway	(31)	62
8	M.Labor		81
9	B.Dover		81
10	D.Tueart		73
11	J.Czarfunee	(61)	77
12	L.Lyde		0
13	B.Kerr		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	J.Credible		0

1	A.Bomb	(1)	70
2	L.Lyde...687		89
3	D.Buratto..701		88
4	B.Ding....653		89
5	S.Knot*	(1)	71
6	J.Nasium..740		87
7	A.Abet..700		88
8	E.Dover..731		89
9	J.Credible	(1)	54
10	J.Frayed....694	(43)	85
11	W.Melon..740		90
12	W.Deer....565 *		0
13	V.Tire....650 *	(1) (86)	91
14	H.Fire...607 *	(1)	89
15	J.Frayed		0
16	H.Mungous	(1)	89


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	Sunderland	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Attacking
18 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
18 mins	Sunderland	changed from Attacking to Defensive
26 mins	Walter Melon..740	with the bumcheek of God
31 mins	Adam Meway	Dangerous tackling
36 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	with a thunderous shot from distance
43 mins	Jose Frayed....694	Obstruction
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Sunderland	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Walter Melon..740	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
61 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Flying a kite
63 mins	Alf Abet..700	from a throw in
75 mins	Sunderland	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	Alf Abet..700	from a goal kick
83 mins	Walter Melon..740	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
86 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	Head butting
86 mins	Winnie Dipoo	Head butting
89 mins	Bill Ding	Time wasting

Match Report

This is surely going to be one that Sunderland will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 8 - 0 losing' would understate things slightly.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Aerobics paid off today for Ravens of England.
Training this week for Sunderland will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. Ravens of England need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 8 - 0 win.
Hat trick hero Walter Melon..740 was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for Sunderland if he had an ounce of talent.
Ravens of England's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
Vlad Tire....650 * and Winnie Dipoo were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The Man Of The Match choice for the match sponsor was a simple one, Vlad Tire....650 * was Ravens of England hero.
"Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager Julia Harrison following his side's poor showing.
So what went wrong for Sunderland? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

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