Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(0) 0
The Killers				Steaua Sudului
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Defender Anyside 185 44

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
49	Possession	51
14	Shots	16
9	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	G.Keeper 197		89
2	D.Right 196		90
3	D.Anyside 195		87
4	D.Anyside 185	(66)	80
5	D.Left 192		89
6	M.Right 201		88
7	M.Anyside 194	(32)	45
8	M.Anyside 187		87
9	M.Anyside 193		89
10	M.Left 188	(70)	86
11	C.Striker 198		89
12	G.Keeper 182		0
13	D.Left 200	(66)	87
14	M.Center 199	(32)	89
15	M.Left 183		0
16	A.Striker 190		0

1	S.Knot		85
2	C.Terbocks		79
3	B.Crobbery		80
4	S.Freak		82
5	A.Birthday	(70) (32)	72
6	C.AnySide2		70
7	C.Needzit		82
8	D.Lect	(32)	79
9	D.Buratto		83
10	A.Sapple		83
11	R.AnySide	(37)	45
12	J.Nasium	(70)	84
13	S.Down		0
14	A.Kramer AnySide	(37)	84
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.AnySide		0


Time	Person	Description
15 mins	The Killers	changed from Pansy to Normal
15 mins	The Killers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
32 mins	Daryl Lect	Fighting with fans
32 mins	Abbie Birthday	Fighting with fans
32 mins	Midfield Anyside 194	A bruised shoulder
37 mins	Robin AnySide	A bruised shoulder
44 mins	Defender Anyside 185	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	The Killers	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
66 mins	Defender Anyside 185	A mild concussion
70 mins	Midfield Left 188	Head butting
70 mins	Abbie Birthday	A mild concussion
75 mins	The Killers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive

Match Report

Defender Anyside 185 scored after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot to snatch a crucial victory for The Killers.
It looks like The Killers have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Corners is bringing instant results.
This game resembled Pong. Every time Steaua Sudului got the ball forward, The Killers would steal it off them and launch a counter attack.
Daryl Lect and Abbie Birthday picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Steaua Sudului's Robin AnySide misses 4 weeks due to a bruised shoulder.
"Colin Brown is a genius!" agreed a pair of The Killers fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
The nature of the win might have been slimline, but there's nothing slight about the sort of pluck this The Killers side possesses. Onwards and upwards? We'll see.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

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