Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 7
Leicester Youths				Dunder Mifflin
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
		Michael Scott 7, 54 Darryl Philbin 27 Ryan Howard 42 Dwight Schrute 63, 83 Gabe Lewis 73

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	17
8	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		76
2	F.Bisceps		67
3	C.Needzit		74
4	F.Bisceps		69
5	F.Bisceps	(90)	66
6	L.DeHand		47
7	S.Pitt		71
8	J.Nasium		79
9	A.Gravity		73
10	T.Urchips	(90)	50
11	A.Hugnkiss		78
12	C.Needzit	(90)	59
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Early		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	T.Burr		0

1	K.Malone		86
2	E.Hannon		87
3	K.Kapoor		87
4	R.Howard		89
5	A.Bernard		85
6	P.Beesly		87
7	T.Flenderson	(1)	60
8	O.Martinez		87
9	D.Philbin		48
10	M.Scott		76
11	C.Bratton	(1)	45
12	D.Wallace		0
13	P.Vance		0
14	T.Packer		0
15	G.Lewis	(1)	79
16	D.Schrute	(1)	76


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Michael Scott	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
27 mins	Darryl Philbin	from a goal kick
30 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Attacking to Defensive
42 mins	Ryan Howard	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Michael Scott	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Dunder Mifflin	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
63 mins	Dwight Schrute	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
73 mins	Gabe Lewis	with a belter from the halfway line
83 mins	Dwight Schrute	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Annoying the referee
90 mins	Tate Urchips	A mild concussion

Match Report

Dunder Mifflin absolutely wiped the floor with Leicester Youths in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 7 goals, Dunder Mifflin should pick on someone their own size next time.
Dunder Mifflin manager Nathan Storey pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Todd Packer didn't turn out for Dunder Mifflin because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away.
Dunder Mifflin hot shot Dwight Schrute chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 2 goals.
Leicester Youths's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Andrei Cee most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Creed Bratton. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
How on earth do you stop a team like Dunder Mifflin on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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