Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 2
Shaktar Franz				Bonnies Boys
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 7, 42, 76, 83 Bowen Arrow 15, 25 (pen), 52 (pen), 61 (pen) Val Lay 33, 69		Joe King 41 Kent Cook 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 4 1
68	Possession	32
12	Shots	8
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham		87
2	C.Terbocks		85
3	D.Sore		86
4	A.Gator		89
5	J.Czarfunee		89
6	J.Nasium	(47,84)	75
7	A.Hugnkiss		81
8	R.Meeblind		88
9	B.Arrow		92
10	V.Lay		89
11	T.Vision		78
12	R.Sance		0
13	W.Melon		0
14	P.Zaria		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	S.Down		0

1	N.Ovtime		76
2	H.Annsaw		78
3	R.Sance		76
4	L.Lyde		72
5	S.Freak		65
6	W.Melon	(61)	45
7	L.Tarred		81
8	H.Voor		77
9	K.Cook		80
10	A.Rudder		51
11	J.King		79
12	W.Bago		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	B.Cherry		0
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	A.Nino		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Telly Vision	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
15 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a free kick
25 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Val Lay	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
41 mins	Joe King	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Telly Vision	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
47 mins	Jim Nasium	Indecent exposure
52 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Walter Melon	Scrapping
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Val Lay	with the hand of God
76 mins	Telly Vision	with a brave flying header
81 mins	Kent Cook	from a throw in
83 mins	Telly Vision	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
84 mins	Jim Nasium	Scrapping

Match Report

Bonnies Boys aren't doing themselves any favours if they want to escape relegation. Defeat at the hands of Shaktar Franz isn't going to help their struggle.
rob newbery must be the organ grinder, Bonnies Boys are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, Bonnies Boys must have thought the ball belonged to Shaktar Franz and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
Telly Vision added to his haul scoring with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs to end the match with 4 to his name.
An almighty performance by Shaktar Franz's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 5 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Andrea Passanante most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I would do anything Andrea Passanante asked of us," gushed striker Telly Vision after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 10 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like Shaktar Franz is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Soft Pitch