Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 10
Sunderland				Acorn Raiders
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Des Buratto 676 14, 44, 54 Lou Stooth 773* 23, 79 Sheeza Freak 34 (og) Robin Banks 814 61 (pen), 67 (pen), 74, 86 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	20
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		78
2	W.Dipoo		79
3	B.Ding		74
4	W.Dipoo		64
5	S.Freak		65
6	S.Urai		81
7	A.Meway		66
8	M.Labor		83
9	B.Dover		81
10	D.Tueart	(29,56)	64
11	J.Czarfunee		0
12	L.Lyde		0
13	B.Kerr		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	J.Credible		0

1	A.Kaholic 556		89
2	A.Meway 623	(1)	81
3	A.Bomb 770*		88
4	B.Free 837		88
5	L.Sirr 796		88
6	R.Banks 814		92
7	K.Dewitt 810	(1)	62
8	S.Dup 828		88
9	J.Czarfunee761	(46)	77
10	A.Rudder 696	(1)	45
11	D.Buratto 676		78
12	R.Kleiner		0
13	B.Arrow 792	(1)	79
14	L.Stooth 773*	(1) (90)	88
15	H.Mungous 824*	(1)	87
16	D.Tater 806		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Sunderland	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
14 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
14 mins	Sunderland	changed from Attacking to Defensive
23 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Dennis Tueart	Foul and abusive language
30 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Attacking to Defensive
34 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
44 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a thunderous shot from distance
45 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Sunderland	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
46 mins	Joe Czarfunee761	Faking injury
54 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
56 mins	Dennis Tueart	Indecent exposure
61 mins	Robin Banks 814	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Robin Banks 814	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Robin Banks 814	from a free kick
75 mins	Sunderland	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
79 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	with a great solo effort
86 mins	Robin Banks 814	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Des Buratto 676	A broken finger
90 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Acorn Raiders couldn't have wished for a better result. That said they probably do most times they play. This was their dream come true. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 10 - 0 rout of Sunderland.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Defence, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Sunderland had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
If this game went on for a week, Sunderland couldn't have put the ball past Acorn Raiders keeper Al- Kaholic 556.
An almighty performance by Acorn Raiders's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 5 3 formation look impressive, Acorn Raiders however make it look very ordinary.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Julia Harrison after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
So what are Sunderland made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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