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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024
 
(3) 7 - (5) 11
Inter Mimam   Dunder Mifflin
Division Pos:15
  Division Pos:10
 
Goal Scorers
Bjorn Free 12, 77
Ed Jewcation 22
Kenny Dewitt 43
Dwight Schrute 55 (og)
Ben Dover 64
Al Nino 89  
Dwight Schrute 7, 54, 82
Oscar Martinez 15
Michael Scott 22, 30, 38, 47, 67, 75, 89  
 
Match Statistics
3 2 5Formation2 5 3
29Possession71
7Shots17
8Fouls8
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides6
Use WingsStyleLongball
DefensiveInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionNormal
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1E.Jewcation76
2L.Sirr72
3R.Ingleaves72
4S.Down (57)57
5A.Nino89
6E.Jewcation80
7L.Nover79
8K.Dewitt (47)75
9B.Dover70
10J.Atrics (88)45
11B.Free51
12B.Frapples0
13B.Weiser0
14S.Freak (88)45
15S.Night (47)56
16C.Arm0
1K.Malone83
2E.Hannon0
3K.Kapoor78
4R.Howard (1)45
5A.Bernard85
6P.Beesly0
7T.Flenderson (1)60
8O.Martinez (47)90
9D.Philbin48
10M.Scott79
11C.Bratton (1)45
12D.Wallace0
13P.Vance0
14T.Packer (1)86
15G.Lewis (1)89
16D.Schrute (1)77
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsDunder Mifflinchanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 7 minsDwight Schrutewith a powerful header into the top corner
 12 minsBjorn Freeafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 15 minsOscar Martinezwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 22 minsEd Jewcationwith the bumcheek of God
 22 minsMichael Scottwith a great volley from 10 yards out
 30 minsDunder Mifflinchanged from Attacking to Defensive
 30 minsMichael Scottwith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 32 minsBjorn Freeblasted a penalty into row z
 38 minsMichael Scottwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 43 minsKenny Dewittwith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 47 minsOscar MartinezUnsporting behaviour
 47 minsKenny DewittA broken finger
 47 minsMichael Scottwith a lovely move from the right wing
 54 minsDwight Schrutewith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 55 minsDwight Schrutewith a shot which hit a defender on the way in
 57 minsSid DownNo apparent reason
 60 minsDunder Mifflinchanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 64 minsBen Doverwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 67 minsMichael Scottafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 75 minsMichael Scottwith the hand of God
 77 minsBjorn Freewith a great volley from 10 yards out
 82 minsDwight Schrutewith a header from the penalty area
 88 minsJerry AtricsA mild concussion
 89 minsAl Ninowith a header from the penalty area
 89 minsMichael Scottwith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
No one chooses to lose, but playing like this Inter Mimam don't look good enough to win. Relegation surely beckons.
Whatever it is Nathan Storey is putting in Dunder Mifflin's water, we'd like some.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Inter Mimam couldn't get themselves arrested.
An impressive performance from Dunder Mifflin's Michael Scott left him with 7 goals to his name.
Dunder Mifflin's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the Inter Mimam defence within 20 minutes.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Inter Mimam's Nate Gatley is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 2 5 formation.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Dunder Mifflin manager Nathan Storey after the game. "Well, Nate Gatley's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for Dunder Mifflin. They'd win everything in sight if it was.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Brian Blinker
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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