Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 0
Shaktar Franz				Newcastle City
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 6, 33, 64, 70, 87 Val Lay 11, 28, 38, 77, 82 Dinah Sore 16 Bowen Arrow 21, 51 (pen), 58

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
68	Possession	32
14	Shots	9
11	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham		90
2	C.Terbocks		89
3	D.Sore	(85)	88
4	A.Gator		88
5	J.Czarfunee		90
6	J.Nasium	(58)	80
7	A.Hugnkiss		80
8	R.Meeblind		89
9	B.Arrow		91
10	V.Lay		92
11	T.Vision	(28)	79
12	R.Sance		0
13	W.Melon		0
14	P.Zaria		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	S.Down		0

1	H.Seek		60
2	A.Hassle		67
3	L.Stooth	(53)	70
4	M.Absent		62
5	A.Thetires		83
6	B.Weiser		74
7	N.Ovtime		67
8	A.Kaholic		65
9	J.Credible		58
10	E.Ible		73
11	D.Druff	(58)	45
12	F.Furter		0
13	B.Early		0
14	D.Sore	(58)	45
15	N.Ovtime		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Telly Vision	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Val Lay	with a belter from the halfway line
16 mins	Dinah Sore	from a corner
21 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
28 mins	Telly Vision	Flying a kite
28 mins	Val Lay	with a brave flying header
32 mins	Hayden Seek	scuffed a penalty
33 mins	Telly Vision	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
38 mins	Val Lay	from a goal kick
45 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Lou Stooth	Two-footed tackle
58 mins	Jim Nasium	Being drunk
58 mins	Dan Druff	A mild concussion
58 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
64 mins	Telly Vision	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
70 mins	Telly Vision	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
77 mins	Val Lay	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Val Lay	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
85 mins	Dinah Sore	Spitting
87 mins	Telly Vision	from a throw in

Match Report

Carnage. Shaktar Franz annihilated Newcastle City 14 - 0.
Rossi Del would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
It's a good job Shaktar Franz had so much possession because it was their ball and if they didn't they would have gone home.
If this game went on for a week, Newcastle City couldn't have put the ball past Shaktar Franz keeper Darius Lesgettham.
Shaktar Franz have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Shaktar Franz manager Andrea Passanante does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Rossi Del after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager Andrea Passanante in court and I want those points back."
With Shaktar Franz scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

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Butch Gravelneck

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