Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(4) 8
Leicester Youths				My Lovely Horse
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 22 Casey Needzit 72		Fletcher Bisceps 11 (og) Olivier Giroud II 22, 30, 40 Robert Pires III 46 Kylian Mbappe III 59 Terry Henry III X 71, 84 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	2 5 3
35	Possession	65
10	Shots	14
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		77
2	F.Bisceps		69
3	C.Needzit		74
4	F.Bisceps		63
5	F.Bisceps		71
6	S.Pitt		87
7	A.Hugnkiss		76
8	C.Needzit	(90)	77
9	A.Gravity		79
10	A.Hugnkiss		58
11	B.Weiser		71
12	L.DeHand		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Early		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	T.Burr		0

1	H.Lloris III		48
2	L.Thuram IIII X	(68)	48
3	R.Varane* III		48
4	R.Pires III		48
5	P.Pogba I		85
6	C.Makelele III		48
7	F.Ribery II		60
8	Z.Zidane * I		86
9	T.Henry III X		48
10	O.Giroud II		90
11	K.Mbappe III		48
12	E.Abidal * II		0
13	B.Lizarazu* I		0
14	B.Matuidi II		0
15	P.Viera I		0
16	K.Benzema * I		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
22 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Olivier Giroud II	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
30 mins	Olivier Giroud II	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Olivier Giroud II	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
46 mins	Robert Pires III	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
59 mins	Kylian Mbappe III	with the hand of God
60 mins	My Lovely Horse	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
68 mins	Lillian Thuram IIII X	Indecent exposure
71 mins	Terry Henry III X	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
72 mins	Casey Needzit	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
84 mins	Terry Henry III X	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Casey Needzit	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

No points, very little chance. Leicester Youths lost again, this time 8 - 2 at the hands of My Lovely Horse. Relegation is staring them in the face.
The My Lovely Horse defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Leicester Youths couldn't get themselves arrested.
Quite why Leicester Youths's Fletcher Bisceps had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
The Leicester Youths forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Leicester Youths manager, Andrei Cee, was so incensed when My Lovely Horse scored from the penalty spot, he had to be calmed down by his mum.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed Andrei Cee. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
The world of commerce could take a leaf out of My Lovely Horse's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

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Billy Bludgeon

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