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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 21 Oct 2024
 
(3) 6 - (0) 1
Green Shield Tornadoes   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:12
 
Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 8
Bill Ding 21, 44
Otto Whackew 53 (pen)
Justin Case 63 (og), 84 (og)  
Ken Opener 58  
 
Match Statistics
5 2 3Formation1 8 1
62Possession38
17Shots5
7Fouls11
0Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
2Offsides0
ContinentalStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1O.Whackew90
2R.Kleiner45
3S.Dup87
4B.Board46
5L.DeHand64
6M.Absent43
7L.Lyde86
8V.Tire61
9E.Jewcation73
10B.Ding75
11A.Tricity61
12V.Crow0
13D.Geruss0
14S.Pull0
15A.Kaholic0
16M.Well0
1M.Absent78
2J.Case66
3R.Cranium67
4T.Burr79
5M.Rohsopht43
6C.Needzit65
7S.Pull44
8U.Daway67
9K.Opener70
10L.Tarred44
11S.Pull45
12F.Furter0
13R.Meeblind0
14J.Czarfunee0
15S.Down0
16A.Structible0
 
Time   Person Description
 8 minsMarcus Absentwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 21 minsBill Dingwith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 44 minsBill Dingwith a great volley from 10 yards out
 53 minsOtto Whackewafter ref awarded a penalty
 58 minsKen Openerwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 63 minsJustin Casewith an own goal
 84 minsJustin Casewith an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 
 
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Match Report
When a team leaves the field having not looked threatened for an entire 90 minutes you have to wonder where the sport was. Green Shield Tornadoes were that team and never looked in any trouble as they eased to a 6 - 1 win over We Play Like Girls.
If this is how master tactician Billy Hopwood plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Sid Down's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
Quite how We Play Like Girls's Justin Case got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
Striking fear into the oppositions defensive instincts, Green Shield Tornadoes's aggressive attacking style helped win them the match.
Without a single booking all game, both sides should be congratulated on the shining example they set to the young people on the field of play. Puffs.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 1 8 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Alexander Tsereteli most of his squad are best on the bench.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager Billy Hopwood after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
For all the use they were, We Play Like Girls might as well have played in wedding dresses. Isle bet they wouldn't have been any worse if they had.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Rainy
 
Soft Pitch
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