Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(7) 15
Green Shield Tornadoes				CSI-Margate
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Sam Pull 75		Jaime Lyn Sigler 7, 12 (pen), 22, 27, 32, 38, 48 (pen), 54 (pen), 58, 63 (pen), 74 (pen) Marge Helgenberger 43, 89 Jorga Fox*** 79 Melina Kanakredes 84

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
5	Shots	15
9	Fouls	4
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		75
2	D.Geruss		48
3	S.Dup		79
4	L.DeHand	(63)	59
5	M.Absent		43
6	L.Lyde		71
7	V.Crow		63
8	B.Ender		48
9	E.Jewcation		72
10	S.Pull		79
11	B.Ding		73
12	W.Melon		0
13	B.Board		0
14	S.Pull		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	M.Well		0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	K.Delany	(1)	84
4	S.Milos***		87
5	M.Helgenberger		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		88
8	E.Proctor***		89
9	J.Fox***		89
10	L.Lombard	(84)	88
11	J.Lyn Sigler		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	S.Ward***	(1)	85
14	L.Vassey	(1) (84)	88
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Margate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
7 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from the dressing room
12 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
27 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the hand of God
32 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
38 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
43 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a spectacular bicycle kick
63 mins	Len DeHand	Foul and abusive language
63 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Sam Pull	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
79 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
84 mins	Liz Vassey	Spitting
84 mins	Louise Lombard	Spitting
84 mins	Melina Kanakredes	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

CSI-Margate ran Green Shield Tornadoes off the park with a 15 - 1 massacre.
Whatever it is Brian Gilbert is putting in CSI-Margate's water, we'd like some.
CSI-Margate had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like Green Shield Tornadoes his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
Green Shield Tornadoes could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Green Shield Tornadoes's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Liz Vassey and Louise Lombard found themselves both in Albert Boneshaker's book when they decided to see who's spit was the brightest colour.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Billy Hopwood most of his squad are best on the bench.
Extra staff may be needed in the CSI-Margate ticket office as it looks like the team are set to continue on this winning run.
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 15 - 1 scoreline. CSI-Margate are on fire.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch