Pork fc will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 7 - 0 thumping by a We Play Like Girls side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
With little sign of organisation from manager joe beecroft, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
How lame was Lou Briccant's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to watched the Grand Prix.
Pork fc's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock Pork fc's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate We Play Like Girls's defensive style.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Alexander Tsereteli is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 1 3 1 2 formation.
"It was a great win for us," We Play Like Girls striker Ken Opener told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted with the manner of the win. He says we've taken to it like a duck out of water."
Even if Pork fc were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant We Play Like Girls scoring machine.
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