Match Report

	(9) 20	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				Liverpool FC Cape Town
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 5, 10, 14, 18, 23 (pen), 32, 36, 46, 68, 86 Sofia Milos* 27, 51 Sofia Ward* 41, 59 Lauran Holly* 55, 63, 77 Liz Vassey 72, 81 Emily Proctor* 90

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	8
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		90
3	K.Delany	(1)	88
4	S.Milos***		90
5	M.Helgenberger		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		91
8	E.Proctor***		89
9	J.Fox***	(58)	90
10	L.Lombard		90
11	J.Lyn Sigler		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	88
13	S.Ward***	(1)	89
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	A.Meway		74
2	W.Bago		72
3	J.Nasium		71
4	B.Ding		65
5	C.Lear		58
6	W.Bago		46
7	F.Bisceps	(59)	71
8	D.Sore		80
9	F.Bisceps		73
10	K.Cook		44
11	A.Choke		73
12	J.Credible		0
13	B.Cherry		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	V.Veeta		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
10 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
14 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
18 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a header from the penalty area
23 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Sofia Milos***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
32 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a flick on
36 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a spectacular bicycle kick
41 mins	Sofia Ward***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
46 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a flick on
51 mins	Sofia Milos***	with a flick on
55 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
58 mins	Jorga Fox***	Annoying the referee
59 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	High kicking
59 mins	Sofia Ward***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
63 mins	Lauran Holly***	with the hand of God
68 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
72 mins	Liz Vassey	with a great chip from the left wing
77 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
81 mins	Liz Vassey	with the hand of God
86 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
90 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Liverpool FC Cape Town's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 20 - 0 tonking.
CSI-Margate are fitter than the blond one out of Girls Aloud, after plenty of work on Corners.
CSI-Margate had so much of the ball, Liverpool FC Cape Town asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
With a performance like this, Liverpool FC Cape Town's Adam Meway gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Liverpool FC Cape Town's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Liverpool FC Cape Town's Novalin Agulhas experiment with the 5 4 1 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Eva La Rue. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
Liverpool FC Cape Town are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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Hard Pitch