Match Report

	(13) 25	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				Nuckingfuts
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 4, 7, 10, 14, 21, 27, 30, 40, 64 Louise Lombard 17 (pen), 24 (pen), 37 (pen), 44, 57, 61, 74, 78 Val Lay 33 (og) Lauran Holly* 47, 54, 84, 88 Liz Vassey 50, 81 Sofia Ward* 68

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
68	Possession	32
25	Shots	7
4	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		87
3	K.Delany	(1)	87
4	S.Ward***		89
5	M.Helgenberger		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		92
8	E.Proctor***		88
9	J.Fox***	(64)	89
10	L.Lombard		94
11	J.Lyn Sigler		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	S.Milos***	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	87
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue		0

1	W.Bago		78
2	V.Lay		66
3	M.DeLawn	(64)	63
4	S.Pull		71
5	H.Annsaw		79
6	A.Nino		70
7	B.Arrow	(52)	56
8	V.Tire		51
9	D.Tater		80
10	V.Crow		0
11	B.Crobbery		0
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	J.King		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	B.Crobbery		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
7 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
10 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
14 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
17 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
30 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
33 mins	Val Lay	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
37 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a free kick
44 mins	Louise Lombard	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
47 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a great solo effort
50 mins	Liz Vassey	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
52 mins	Bowen Arrow	Repeated fouling
54 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a lovely move from the right wing
57 mins	Louise Lombard	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
61 mins	Louise Lombard	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
64 mins	Jorga Fox***	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Moe DeLawn	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a goal kick
68 mins	Sofia Ward***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
71 mins	Louise Lombard	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Louise Lombard	with the hand of God
78 mins	Louise Lombard	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Liz Vassey	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
84 mins	Lauran Holly***	with the hand of God
88 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a flick on

Match Report

Nuckingfuts manager dot dash must have been an optician in a previous life. It would explain why his team made such a spectacle of themselves in this 25 - 0 thrashing by CSI-Margate.
dot dash must be the organ grinder, Nuckingfuts are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Nuckingfuts couldn't get themselves arrested.
Val Lay's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
CSI-Margate's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Jorga Fox*** and Moe DeLawn had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Nuckingfuts go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it.
CSI-Margate's winning manager Brian Gilbert commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, dot dash's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
With CSI-Margate scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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Hard Pitch