Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				Green Shield Tornadoes
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Marge Helgenberger 5, 48 Louise Lombard 11 (pen) Eva La Rue 18 Jaime Lyn Sigler 24, 42, 61, 74, 88 Jorga Fox* 30 Sofia Ward* 35 Emily Proctor* 54 Lauran Holly* 68 Vlad Tire 81 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
70	Possession	30
22	Shots	8
3	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		87
3	K.Delany	(1)	88
4	S.Ward***		90
5	M.Helgenberger		88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		88
8	E.Proctor***		88
9	J.Fox***		88
10	L.Lombard	(90)	87
11	J.Lyn Sigler		92
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	S.Milos***	(1)	89
14	E.La Rue	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue		0

1	O.Whackew	75
2	S.Dup	63
3	A.Birthday	64
4	L.DeHand	47
5	M.Absent	43
6	J.Czarfunee	60
7	V.Crow	51
8	V.Tire	56
9	W.Melon	57
10	B.Ender	48
11	E.Jewcation	71
12	S.Pull	0
13	B.Board	0
14	S.Pull	0
15	B.Ding	0
16	R.Kleiner	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Margate	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
5 mins	Marge Helgenberger	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
11 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Eva La Rue	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a header from the penalty area
30 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
35 mins	Sofia Ward***	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the bumcheek of God
48 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
54 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
61 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
74 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
81 mins	Vlad Tire	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
88 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Louise Lombard	Fighting with fans

Match Report

Losing 14 - 0 really isn't helping Green Shield Tornadoes to avoid the drop.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Corners, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every CSI-Margate player like glue.
Quite how Green Shield Tornadoes's Vlad Tire got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
A terrible day for Green Shield Tornadoes's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Green Shield Tornadoes look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 Attacking formation as they would if boss Billy Hopwood sent them out in dresses.
There's going to be some harsh words in the Green Shield Tornadoes camp if their season is going to improve.
Apparently the Green Shield Tornadoes boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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