Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(4) 9
Liverpool FC Cape Town				Screaming Vengeance
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Ulee Daway 29 Peter Pantz 63 Buster Cherry 79 (pen)		Robin Banks 10 (pen) Lou Briccant 20, 29, 46, 77 Sheri Cola 38, 68, 85 Jerry Atrics 57

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	3 4 3
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	17
8	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry		69
2	C.Arm		67
3	D.Sore		72
4	F.Bisceps		75
5	F.Bisceps		70
6	V.Veeta		46
7	J.Credible		63
8	P.Pantz		85
9	U.Daway		61
10	K.Cook		44
11	B.Ding	(61)	61
12	L.Lyde		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	U.Daway		0
15	C.Lear		0
16	B.Early		0

1	R.Banks		88
2	A.Hugnkiss		81
3	R.Ingleaves		83
4	D.Pipes		74
5	H.Mungous	(73)	84
6	A.Hassle		80
7	B.Board		86
8	J.Atrics		70
9	L.Briccant		44
10	V.Tire		86
11	S.Cola		48
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	C.Lear		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	B.Early		0
16	V.Crow		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Lou Briccant	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Ulee Daway	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Lou Briccant	with a spectacular bicycle kick
38 mins	Sheri Cola	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins	Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Lou Briccant	from a free kick
57 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a lovely move from the right wing
61 mins	Bill Ding	High kicking
63 mins	Peter Pantz	with a dink right on the goal line
68 mins	Sheri Cola	with a brave flying header
73 mins	Hugh Mungous	Repeated fouling
77 mins	Lou Briccant	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
79 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Sheri Cola	with the hand of God

Match Report

Liverpool FC Cape Town can have few complaints after they were soundly beaten by Screaming Vengeance going down 9 - 3. If they can complain about anything it'd probably be that it was a bit cold for football. or too wet. or too dry. or too windy. or the ball was too round.
gavin stewart has Screaming Vengeance running like a well oiled machine.
Liverpool FC Cape Town had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
Liverpool FC Cape Town's keeper Buster Cherry is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Someone should buy Screaming Vengeance's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
Screaming Vengeance's gavin stewart is clearly deeply in love with 3 4 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Underfire Liverpool FC Cape Town manager Novalin Agulhas explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
This is a result Liverpool FC Cape Town could well have done without. Any more slip ups like this and they soon find themselves on the crest of a slump.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Muddy Pitch