Match Report

	(11) 23	-	(1) 3
Airtight Ski Club				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 74947 4 (og) Player Name 58036 8, 47, 79 Player Name 58038 12, 23, 33, 36, 50, 54, 57, 60, 71, 75, 88 Player Name 58037 16, 29 Player Name 58030 19, 64, 82 Player Name 58026 26 Player Name 58032 40, 67		Player Name 74957 19, 54 Player Name 74949 73

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 1 2 3
66	Possession	34
23	Shots	10
10	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 58022		28
2	P.Name 58023		31
3	P.Name 58026	(56)	31
4	P.Name 58031		30
5	P.Name 58027		29
6	P.Name 58032		42
7	P.Name 58034		34
8	P.Name 58030		34
9	P.Name 58036		32
10	P.Name 58037		38
11	P.Name 58038		28
12	P.Name 58033		0
13	P.Name 58024		0
14	P.Name 58021		0
15	P.Name 58035		0
16	P.Name 58029		0

1	P.Name 74942		26
2	P.Name 74943		34
3	P.Name 74946		0
4	P.Name 74947	(61)	30
5	P.Name 74951	(56)	27
6	P.Name 74953		26
7	P.Name 74956		0
8	P.Name 74957		40
9	P.Name 74958		0
10	P.Name 74950		32
11	P.Name 74954		33
12	P.Name 74952		0
13	P.Name 74944		0
14	P.Name 74941		0
15	P.Name 74955		0
16	P.Name 74949	(56)	33


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 74947	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
8 mins	Player Name 58036	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	Player Name 58038	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins	Player Name 58037	from a throw in
19 mins	Player Name 58030	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Player Name 74957	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
23 mins	Player Name 58038	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
26 mins	Player Name 58026	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
29 mins	Player Name 58037	with a great solo effort
33 mins	Player Name 58038	with the bumcheek of God
36 mins	Player Name 58038	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
36 mins	Player Name 74942	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Player Name 58032	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins	Player Name 58022	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Player Name 58036	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
50 mins	Player Name 58038	with a strike from the left wing
54 mins	Player Name 58038	with a belter from the halfway line
54 mins	Player Name 74957	with a belter from his own half
56 mins	Player Name 58026	Annoying the referee
56 mins	Player Name 74951	A mild concussion
57 mins	Player Name 58038	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Player Name 58038	with a belter from the halfway line
61 mins	Player Name 74947	Stealing
64 mins	Player Name 58030	with a brave flying header
67 mins	Player Name 58032	from a free kick
71 mins	Player Name 58038	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Player Name 74949	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
75 mins	Player Name 58038	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Player Name 58036	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
82 mins	Player Name 58030	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
88 mins	Player Name 58038	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 23 - 3 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
If this is how master tactician Joshua Dunning plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Not even leaving blanks on the team sheet could scupper We Play Like Girls's chances. They still recorded a victory with 1 players absent without leave.
Quite why We Play Like Girls's Player Name 74947 had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
We Play Like Girls's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for chris hart most of his squad are best on the bench.
"If we'd won as many games as we'd lost, this would be one hell of a season for us," rallied the We Play Like Girls manager. "We're becoming very good losers, it seems that's what we're best at."
Losing 23 - 3 has to be a low point for We Play Like Girls. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

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