Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(8) 17
Beighton				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Giles Coke 15 Paul Heffernan 30, 44, 58, 87 James OConnor 73		Player Name 74954 5, 13, 21, 50, 57, 68 Player Name 74947 9 Player Name 74957 25, 29, 54 Player Name 74950 39, 47, 61 Player Name 74958 43, 72 Player Name 74955 64 Andy Structible 84 (og)

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 1 2 3
54	Possession	46
15	Shots	19
13	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Jameson		47
2	A.Structible	(58,88)	47
3	G.Coke		48
4	G.Teale		44
5	N.Weaver		0
6	W.Deer		0
7	D.Purse		0
8	P.Heffernan		48
9	M.Morrison		0
10	J.OConnor		44
11	A.Luminum		0
12	C.Morrison		0
13	N.Mellor		0
14	J.Otsemobor		0
15	R.Johnson		0
16	G.Madine		0

1	P.Name 74942		0
2	P.Name 74943	(58)	34
3	P.Name 74946		32
4	P.Name 74947	(64)	30
5	P.Name 74951		27
6	P.Name 74953		26
7	P.Name 74956	(27)	27
8	P.Name 74957		40
9	P.Name 74958		30
10	P.Name 74950		32
11	P.Name 74954		33
12	P.Name 74952	(27)	43
13	P.Name 74944		0
14	P.Name 74941		0
15	P.Name 74955	(58)	32
16	P.Name 74949		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 74954	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
9 mins	Player Name 74947	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
13 mins	Player Name 74954	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
15 mins	Giles Coke	with a great chip from the left wing
17 mins	Player Name 74954	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Player Name 74954	from a throw in
25 mins	Player Name 74957	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
27 mins	Player Name 74956	A bruised shoulder
29 mins	Player Name 74957	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
30 mins	Paul Heffernan	with a lovely move from the right wing
32 mins	Player Name 74958	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Player Name 74950	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
43 mins	Player Name 74958	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
44 mins	Paul Heffernan	from a goal kick
47 mins	Player Name 74950	with a powerful header into the top corner
50 mins	Player Name 74954	with a great chip from the left wing
54 mins	Player Name 74957	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Player Name 74954	with a thunderous shot from distance
58 mins	Andy Structible	Repeated fouling
58 mins	Player Name 74943	A broken finger
58 mins	Paul Heffernan	from a throw in
61 mins	Player Name 74950	with the hand of God
64 mins	Player Name 74947	Unsporting behaviour
64 mins	Player Name 74955	from a throw in
68 mins	Player Name 74954	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
72 mins	Player Name 74958	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
73 mins	James OConnor	from a throw in
77 mins	Player Name 74954	blasted a penalty into row z
81 mins	Player Name 74954	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Andy Structible	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
87 mins	Paul Heffernan	with a great solo effort
88 mins	Andy Structible	Squabbling

Match Report

No points, very little chance. Beighton lost again, this time 17 - 6 at the hands of We Play Like Girls. Relegation is staring them in the face.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Gary Madine missed the game because he had an appointment with the doctor the following day and wanted to spend the time getting ready.
Andy Structible's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
Send out the search party! Beighton's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
The match was abandoned after 88 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"It was a good win for us," offered We Play Like Girls defender Player Name 74943. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Soft Pitch