Match Report

	(4) 12	-	(6) 15
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 17854 6, 11, 69, 75, 79, 90 Player Name 17857 16, 42, 63 Player Name 74947 47 (og) Player Name 17858 52, 58		Player Name 74957 16, 22, 33, 76, 80 Player Name 74950 28, 53, 66 Player Name 74958 38, 48, 57, 62, 71 Player Name 74956 43 Player Name 74947 85

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	4 1 2 3
42	Possession	58
12	Shots	16
18	Fouls	6
4	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 17842		30
2	P.Name 17843		0
3	P.Name 17846		30
4	P.Name 17847	(19,51)	30
5	P.Name 17851	(66)	28
6	P.Name 17853		0
7	P.Name 17856		28
8	P.Name 17857	(81)	44
9	P.Name 17858	(34)	28
10	P.Name 17850		29
11	P.Name 17854		33
12	P.Name 17852		0
13	P.Name 17844		0
14	P.Name 17841		0
15	P.Name 17855		0
16	P.Name 17849		0

1	P.Name 74942		26
2	P.Name 74943		0
3	P.Name 74946		0
4	P.Name 74947		30
5	P.Name 74951		27
6	P.Name 74953		26
7	P.Name 74956		27
8	P.Name 74957		40
9	P.Name 74958		30
10	P.Name 74950		32
11	P.Name 74954	(60)	33
12	P.Name 74952		0
13	P.Name 74944		0
14	P.Name 74941		0
15	P.Name 74955		0
16	P.Name 74949		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 74942	scuffed a penalty
6 mins	Player Name 17854	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Player Name 74942	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Player Name 17854	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
16 mins	Player Name 17857	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
16 mins	Player Name 74957	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
19 mins	Player Name 17847	Annoying the referee
21 mins	Player Name 17842	blasted a penalty into row z
22 mins	Player Name 74957	with a lovely move from the right wing
26 mins	Player Name 17842	scuffed a penalty
28 mins	Player Name 74950	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
32 mins	Player Name 17842	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Player Name 74957	from a free kick
34 mins	Player Name 17858	Obstruction
37 mins	Player Name 17842	blasted a penalty into row z
38 mins	Player Name 74958	with a great chip from the left wing
42 mins	Player Name 17857	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
43 mins	Player Name 74956	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
47 mins	Player Name 74947	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
48 mins	Player Name 74958	from a corner
51 mins	Player Name 17847	Time wasting
52 mins	Player Name 17858	with a dink right on the goal line
53 mins	Player Name 74950	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
57 mins	Player Name 74958	with the bumcheek of God
58 mins	Player Name 17858	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Player Name 74954	Head butting
62 mins	Player Name 74958	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
63 mins	Player Name 17857	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
66 mins	Player Name 17851	Two-footed tackle
66 mins	Player Name 74950	with the hand of God
69 mins	Player Name 17854	from a corner
71 mins	Player Name 74958	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Player Name 17854	with a belter from his own half
76 mins	Player Name 74957	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Player Name 17854	with a belter from his own half
80 mins	Player Name 74957	with the hand of God
81 mins	Player Name 17857	High kicking
85 mins	Player Name 74947	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
89 mins	Player Name 74942	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 17854	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

We Play Like Girls had little say in their 15 - 12 hammering at the hands of a vastly superior We Play Like Girls side.
Whatever it is chris hart is putting in We Play Like Girls's water, we'd like some.
Manager Dean Ambrose was left with an up hill struggle today with 1 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
Making a name for himself with 6 goals, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 17854 was outstanding.
We Play Like Girls tried the route one system but We Play Like Girls's more fluid style won the match, even if they did go the more scenic route.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 3 4 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
Much criticised We Play Like Girls manager Dean Ambrose looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that We Play Like Girls scored."
We never understood the expression waste not, want not until we saw We Play Like Girls - a waste of space you'll not want to see again in a hurry.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Muddy Pitch