The Division Wed, 23 Oct 2024

	(16) 29	-	(2) 5
FC dodo				Just Watch Me Dance
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Lee Nover 3, 8, 14, 17, 20, 28, 34, 36, 39, 44, 82 Player Name 81759 5, 31, 59, 73 Player Name 81753 11 Player Name 81743 23 Mike Rohsopht 26, 47, 79, 88 Player Name 40196 42 (og) Buster Cherry 53 (pen), 56, 62, 65, 85 Player Name 81750 68, 70		Player Name 40198 17, 90 Player Name 40196 35 Player Name 40197 52, 72

Match Statistics
3 4 3		Formation		3 4 1 2
68		Possession		32
29		Shots		8
3		Fouls		11
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
7		Offsides		4
Use Wings		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Nutter		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 81740 33 2 P.Name 81743 33 3 P.Name 81749 0 4 B.Arrow 45 5 P.Name 81751 0 6 B.Cherry 45 7 P.Name 81750 33 8 P.Name 81753 30 9 M.Rohsopht 48 10 P.Name 81759 32 11 L.Nover 47 12 P.Name 81758 0 13 P.Name 81754 0 14 P.Name 81741 0 15 P.Name 81757 0 16 P.Name 81756 0		1 P.Name 40182 0 2 P.Name 40183 (1) 33 3 P.Name 40186 0 4 P.Name 40187 0 5 P.Name 40191 0 6 P.Name 40193 29 7 P.Name 40196 (90) 30 8 P.Name 40197 43 9 P.Name 40198 25 10 P.Name 40190 0 11 P.Name 40194 30 12 P.Name 40192 (1) (1) 42 13 P.Name 40184 (1) (1) 26 14 P.Name 40181 (1) 28 15 P.Name 40195 0 16 P.Name 40189 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		Just Watch Me Dance	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins		Just Watch Me Dance	changed from 3 4 1 2 to 4 3 3 Attacking
3 mins		Lee Nover	from a corner
5 mins		Player Name 81759	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
8 mins		Lee Nover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
11 mins		Player Name 81753	with a great solo effort
14 mins		Lee Nover	from a free kick
17 mins		Lee Nover	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
17 mins		Player Name 40198	with a lovely move from the right wing
20 mins		Lee Nover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins		Player Name 81743	from a free kick
26 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a flick on
28 mins		Lee Nover	with a great solo effort
31 mins		Player Name 81759	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
34 mins		Lee Nover	from a throw in
35 mins		Player Name 40196	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
36 mins		Lee Nover	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
39 mins		Lee Nover	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins		Player Name 40196	with an own goal
44 mins		Lee Nover	with a brave flying header
47 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a brave flying header
50 mins		Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins		Player Name 40197	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
53 mins		Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins		Buster Cherry	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins		Player Name 81759	with a thunderous shot from distance
62 mins		Buster Cherry	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
65 mins		Buster Cherry	with a great solo effort
68 mins		Player Name 81750	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
70 mins		Player Name 81750	from a free kick
72 mins		Player Name 40197	with a flick on
73 mins		Player Name 81759	with a strike from the left wing
76 mins		Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins		Mike Rohsopht	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
82 mins		Lee Nover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins		Buster Cherry	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins		Player Name 40196	Shirt pulling
90 mins		Player Name 40198	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

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Match Report

Just Watch Me Dance 's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 29 - 5 tonking. When FC dodo's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence. With the amount of possession FC dodo saw it's a wonder the score was only 29 - 5. Much to his the delight of the opposition, Player Name 40196 stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. FC dodo could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill. When FC dodo's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence. The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Just Watch Me Dance go out in 3 4 1 2 formation we're still looking for it. "Dogukan Ozturk is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Lee Nover ranted after this win. So what went wrong for Just Watch Me Dance ? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Buster Jones Junior	Rainy	Soft Pitch