Match Report

	(15) 28	-	(4) 7
NATITA F.C				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Barb Dwyer 2, 8, 14, 22, 25, 28, 33, 36, 39, 45, 54, 57, 73, 76, 79, 84, 88 Brighton Early 11, 31, 82 Bill Ding 16 (pen), 60 (pen), 65 (pen) Kent Cook 19 Lou Sirr 42, 51 Lee Nover 63 Len DeHand 71		Player Name 8016 10, 58, 68 Player Name 8017 20, 29, 39 Lee Nover 88 (og)

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
54	Possession	46
28	Shots	11
10	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Ding		90
2	W.Melon	(90)	46
3	L.Sirr		88
4	L.Nover		76
5	R.Cranium		67
6	L.DeHand		87
7	K.Cook		79
8	B.Early		67
9	E.Dover		47
10	M.Well		60
11	B.Dwyer		45
12	R.Meeblind		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	J.Czarfunee		0
15	H.Fire		0
16	W.Dipoo		0

1	P.Name 8002		30
2	P.Name 8003	(90)	32
3	P.Name 8006		31
4	P.Name 8012		41
5	P.Name 8011		26
6	P.Name 8013	(90)	30
7	P.Name 8016		28
8	P.Name 8017		40
9	P.Name 8018		0
10	P.Name 8010		33
11	P.Name 8014		0
12	P.Name 8007	(90)	32
13	P.Name 8004		0
14	P.Name 8001		0
15	P.Name 8015		0
16	P.Name 8009		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
5 mins	Bill Ding	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
10 mins	Player Name 8016	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
11 mins	Brighton Early	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
14 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
16 mins	Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Kent Cook	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
20 mins	Player Name 8017	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
22 mins	Barb Dwyer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
28 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
29 mins	Player Name 8017	with a belter from the halfway line
31 mins	Brighton Early	from the dressing room
33 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
36 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Barb Dwyer	with the bumcheek of God
39 mins	Player Name 8017	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
42 mins	Lou Sirr	with a brave flying header
45 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a free kick
48 mins	Bill Ding	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Player Name 8016	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Lou Sirr	with a header from the penalty area
54 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 8016	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
60 mins	Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Lee Nover	with a great chip from the left wing
65 mins	Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Bill Ding	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins	Player Name 8016	with a brave flying header
71 mins	Len DeHand	with a brave flying header
73 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a brave flying header
76 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a throw in
78 mins	Player Name 8016	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Brighton Early	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
84 mins	Barb Dwyer	with the hand of God
88 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
88 mins	Lee Nover	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
90 mins	Walter Melon	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Player Name 8013	A broken finger
90 mins	Player Name 8003	Time wasting

Match Report

Sitting at 3rd place in the division, NATITA F.C are strong contenders for a good run in The Division this season.
When NATITA F.C's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Harrison Fire was omitted from today's team due to "forgotten. " Will he make his place back after the remaining men took all three points.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 8002 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
NATITA F.C's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Player Name 8013 is out of the We Play Like Girls team for 6 weeks with a broken finger. Face it, they won't miss him.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed We Play Like Girls manager Andrea Passanante after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
NATITA F.C looked dangerous with every foray into the We Play Like Girls half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the We Play Like Girls goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Soft Pitch