Match Report

	(13) 28	-	(0) 2
Tiptoe Warriors				Just Watch Me Dance
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 3, 6, 9 Tony Blair 12 (pen), 15, 18, 24, 26, 29, 32, 38, 46, 52 (pen), 55, 58, 61, 64, 69 Jacques Strap 35 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 44, 49, 75, 81, 84 Robert Mugabe 66, 72 Idi Amin 78 Saddam Hussein 88		Player Name 40198 54 Player Name 40197 86

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 4 1 2
62	Possession	38
28	Shots	10
10	Fouls	12
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Stalin		48
2	F.Franco		46
3	S.Urai	(58)	46
4	I.Amin	(31)	48
5	T.Burr		46
6	J.Strap		46
7	R.Mugabe		46
8	A.Hitler		0
9	S.Hussein		47
10	T.Blair	(73)	45
11	K.Dewitt	(23)	45
12	M.Gaddafi		0
13	H.Himmler		0
14	K.Leopold	(73) (82)	46
15	B.Mussolini		0
16	A.al-Baghdadi	(23)	48

1	P.Name 40182		0
2	P.Name 40183	(1)	33
3	P.Name 40186	(44,73)	28
4	P.Name 40187	(23)	34
5	P.Name 40191		0
6	P.Name 40193		29
7	P.Name 40196		30
8	P.Name 40197		43
9	P.Name 40198		25
10	P.Name 40190		0
11	P.Name 40194		0
12	P.Name 40192	(1) (1)	42
13	P.Name 40184	(1) (1)	26
14	P.Name 40181	(1)	28
15	P.Name 40195		0
16	P.Name 40189		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Just Watch Me Dance	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	Just Watch Me Dance	changed from 3 4 1 2 to 4 3 3 Attacking
3 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
6 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a header from the penalty area
9 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Tony Blair	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Tony Blair	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
18 mins	Tony Blair	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
21 mins	Tony Blair	blasted a penalty into row z
23 mins	Player Name 40187	High kicking
23 mins	Kenny Dewitt	A mild concussion
24 mins	Tony Blair	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
26 mins	Tony Blair	with a spectacular bicycle kick
29 mins	Tony Blair	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
31 mins	Idi Amin	Fighting with fans
32 mins	Tony Blair	with a great chip from the left wing
35 mins	Jacques Strap	with the hand of God
38 mins	Tony Blair	with a belter from his own half
41 mins	Tony Blair	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 40186	Stealing
44 mins	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
46 mins	Tony Blair	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
49 mins	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi	with a great solo effort
52 mins	Tony Blair	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Player Name 40198	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins	Tony Blair	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
58 mins	Sam Urai	Spitting
58 mins	Tony Blair	with a header from the penalty area
61 mins	Tony Blair	from a goal kick
64 mins	Tony Blair	with a header from the penalty area
66 mins	Robert Mugabe	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins	Tony Blair	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
72 mins	Robert Mugabe	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
73 mins	Player Name 40186	Unsporting behaviour
73 mins	Tony Blair	A mild concussion
75 mins	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
78 mins	Idi Amin	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi	with a powerful header into the top corner
82 mins	King Leopold	No apparent reason
82 mins	Player Name 40181	A mild concussion
84 mins	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
86 mins	Player Name 40197	with a great solo effort
88 mins	Saddam Hussein	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

If the Tiptoe Warriors strikers had guns instead feet, Just Watch Me Dance 's goalie would have been riddled with holes at the end of this 28 - 2 rout. His hands certainly appeared to be full of holes the number of times the ball slipped thorough them here.
After a good session at the Curry night the Tiptoe Warriors performance was credit to manager Martin Hughes's commitment.
Just Watch Me Dance 's Player Name 40195 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
It was such a bad match for Just Watch Me Dance goalie Player Name 40182 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
In a battle of two Defensive teams, the result could have gone either way. In the end it was Tiptoe Warriors who nicked it.
There are less suitable formations for Tiptoe Warriors's squad than 4 4 2, but Martin Hughes would be advised to ignore those too.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Tiptoe Warriors boss Martin Hughes claimed following the win.
Apparently after this whitewash defender Player Name 40184 told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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Butch Gravelneck

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