Match Report

	(10) 26	-	(2) 6
Rock FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 7, 38, 80 Stu Pitt 10, 17, 24, 46, 49, 52, 55, 57, 63, 69, 72, 75, 83, 86, 88 Bill Board 14, 35 Ariel Hassle 26 (pen), 78 (pen) Tate Urchips 41 Winnie Bago 43 Sam Urai 60, 66		Player Name 24543 20 Player Name 24557 29, 49, 69 Player Name 24558 58, 79

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	5 3 2
61	Possession	39
26	Shots	9
6	Fouls	20
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Hassle		78
2	S.Urai		87
3	T.Vision		78
4	C.Terbocks		66
5	T.Urchips		66
6	C.Lear		56
7	B.Crobbery		75
8	K.Opener	(35)	45
9	C.Lear		81
10	B.Board	(61)	77
11	S.Pitt		75
12	W.Bago	(35)	71
13	A.Hassle		0
14	X.Breath		0
15	A.Nino		0
16	M.Absent		0

1	P.Name 24542		25
2	P.Name 24543	(56)	33
3	P.Name 24546		31
4	P.Name 24547	(17,35)	34
5	P.Name 24551		30
6	P.Name 24553		32
7	P.Name 24556		27
8	P.Name 24557		40
9	P.Name 24558		28
10	P.Name 24550	(74)	34
11	P.Name 24554		30
12	P.Name 24552		0
13	P.Name 24544		0
14	P.Name 24541		0
15	P.Name 24555		0
16	P.Name 24549		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Ariel Hassle	scuffed a penalty
7 mins	Chanda Lear	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
10 mins	Stu Pitt	with a belter from the halfway line
10 mins	Player Name 24542	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
17 mins	Player Name 24547	No apparent reason
17 mins	Stu Pitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Player Name 24543	with a belter from the halfway line
21 mins	Ariel Hassle	blasted a penalty into row z
24 mins	Stu Pitt	with a powerful header into the top corner
26 mins	Ariel Hassle	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Player Name 24557	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
30 mins	Ariel Hassle	blasted a penalty into row z
32 mins	Ariel Hassle	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Player Name 24547	Obstruction
35 mins	Ken Opener	A mild concussion
35 mins	Bill Board	with a spectacular bicycle kick
38 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
39 mins	Player Name 24542	blasted a penalty into row z
41 mins	Tate Urchips	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
43 mins	Winnie Bago	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
46 mins	Stu Pitt	with a spectacular bicycle kick
49 mins	Stu Pitt	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
49 mins	Player Name 24557	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
52 mins	Stu Pitt	with a flick on
55 mins	Stu Pitt	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
56 mins	Player Name 24543	Obstruction
57 mins	Stu Pitt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
58 mins	Player Name 24558	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
60 mins	Sam Urai	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
61 mins	Bill Board	Repeated fouling
63 mins	Stu Pitt	from a throw in
66 mins	Sam Urai	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great solo effort
69 mins	Player Name 24557	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
72 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
74 mins	Player Name 24550	Spitting
75 mins	Stu Pitt	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
78 mins	Ariel Hassle	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Player Name 24558	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from his own half
83 mins	Stu Pitt	with a belter from his own half
86 mins	Stu Pitt	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
88 mins	Stu Pitt	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
88 mins	Player Name 24542	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Rock FC will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked We Play Like Girls an impressive 26 - 6.
mark kirkuop may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
The Rock FC attack simple bulldozed their way through the We Play Like Girls defence. A demolition job.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's mark kirkuop is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 3 2 formation.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed mark kirkuop. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
With a mere 26 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for Rock FC.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch