Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 22
Red Star Knights				Grays Athletic
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
		Carlos Vinicius 2, 19, 33, 37, 45, 52 Lucas Moura 6, 41, 79, 85 Steven Bergwijn 11, 56 (pen) Dele Alli 15, 24 Gareth Bale 28 Giovanni Lo Celso 48 Harry Kane 60, 63, 67, 71, 75, 89

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
35	Possession	65
9	Shots	23
8	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Czarfunee		0
2	J.Atrics		48
3	H.Voor		0
4	H.Seek		48
5	E.Ible		0
6	J.Nasium	(56)	48
7	A.Gator *		48
8	J.Case		0
9	H.Annsaw		48
10	W.Melon *		48
11	B.Ender		48
12	E.Ible		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	A.Meway **		0
15	S.Manilla *		0
16	R.Ingleaves 8 *		0

1	H.Voor		47
2	S.Reguilon		0
3	E.Dier		48
4	T.Alderweireld		48
5	S.Aurier		46
6	G.Bale	(71)	47
7	G.Lo Celso		47
8	L.Moura	(37)	46
9	D.Alli		46
10	S.Bergwijn		48
11	C.Vinicius	(56)	45
12	H.Lloris		0
13	J.Rodon		0
14	H.Kane	(56)	47
15	H.Son		0
16	P.Hojbjerg		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a belter from his own half
6 mins	Lucas Moura	from a corner
11 mins	Steven Bergwijn	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Dele Alli	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a strike from the left wing
24 mins	Dele Alli	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
28 mins	Gareth Bale	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
33 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a flick on
37 mins	Lucas Moura	Time wasting
37 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
41 mins	Lucas Moura	with a great solo effort
45 mins	Carlos Vinicius	from the dressing room
48 mins	Giovanni Lo Celso	from the dressing room
52 mins	Carlos Vinicius	from the dressing room
56 mins	Jim Nasium	Obstruction
56 mins	Carlos Vinicius	A mild concussion
56 mins	Steven Bergwijn	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Harry Kane	with a belter from his own half
63 mins	Harry Kane	from a throw in
67 mins	Harry Kane	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Gareth Bale	No apparent reason
71 mins	Harry Kane	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Harry Kane	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
79 mins	Lucas Moura	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
85 mins	Lucas Moura	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
89 mins	Harry Kane	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for Grays Athletic who battered the Red Star Knights goal finding the target more often than not for a 22 - 0 rout.
Does Red Star Knights manager nish HP know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Red Star Knights's clueless display we'd guess not.
Coach Pedro Peters told missing player Sergio Reguilon he'd have to work hard for his place back after he missed this win due to a pathetic "a night on the tiles. ".
Harry Kane added to his haul scoring after a pigeon distracted the keeper to end the match with 6 to his name.
Send out the search party! Red Star Knights's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
There are less suitable formations for Grays Athletic's squad than 4 5 1, but Pedro Peters would be advised to ignore those too.
"I would do anything Pedro Peters asked of us," gushed striker Carlos Vinicius after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Grays Athletic seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than Red Star Knights look like scoring all season.

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