Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 1
Blue Avalanche				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 70858 4, 8, 24, 28, 54, 61, 84 Player Name 70856 16, 20, 37, 58, 77, 80 Player Name 70844 41 Player Name 70857 45, 88 Player Name 70845 49 Player Name 70851 65, 73		Player Name 2737 71

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
60	Possession	40
19	Shots	11
13	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 70842		28
2	P.Name 70843		29
3	P.Name 70845		32
4	P.Name 70846		28
5	P.Name 70844		25
6	P.Name 70847		31
7	P.Name 70851	(53)	25
8	P.Name 70853		29
9	P.Name 70856	(82)	30
10	P.Name 70857		42
11	P.Name 70858		24
12	P.Name 70852		0
13	P.Name 70854		0
14	P.Name 70841		0
15	P.Name 70855		0
16	P.Name 70849		0

1	a.BRING		33
2	A.BACK		0
3	A.CRICKET		0
4	A.MANAGER	(56)	30
5	A.PLEASE	(29)	31
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		0
8	P.Name 2730		33
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733		31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738		0
13	P.Name 2736		0
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 70858	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
8 mins	Player Name 70858	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
16 mins	Player Name 70856	from a corner
20 mins	Player Name 70856	with a lovely move from the right wing
24 mins	Player Name 70858	with a header from the penalty area
28 mins	Player Name 70858	with a great volley from 10 yards out
29 mins	AAA PLEASE	Flying a kite
37 mins	Player Name 70856	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Player Name 70844	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
45 mins	Player Name 70857	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins	Player Name 70845	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
53 mins	Player Name 70851	Foul and abusive language
54 mins	Player Name 70858	with a great chip from the left wing
56 mins	AAA MANAGER	Scrapping
58 mins	Player Name 70856	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
61 mins	Player Name 70858	with a great chip from the left wing
65 mins	Player Name 70851	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
69 mins	Player Name 70842	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Player Name 2737	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
73 mins	Player Name 70851	from the dressing room
77 mins	Player Name 70856	with a belter from the halfway line
80 mins	Player Name 70856	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
82 mins	Player Name 70856	Indecent exposure
84 mins	Player Name 70858	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins	Player Name 70857	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

On this kind of form Blue Avalanche look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 19 - 1 scoreline.
With little sign of organisation from manager ryan taylor, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Player Name 70849 didn't make it to the ground for today's showdown due to temporary amnesia
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie aaa BRING that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
When Blue Avalanche's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 5 1 Attacking formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
As an angry mob of We Play Like Girls fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot ryan taylor leave his car?"
Apparently the We Play Like Girls boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch