Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 11
Rock FC				EnFuZeD Aaron
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Amanda Hugnkiss 21 Kenny Dewitt 42 Telly Vision 63 Ken Opener 84		Sheri Cola 8, 38, 74 Casey Needzit 16, 45, 59, 67 Stan Dup 23, 52 Adam Bomb 31 Andy Gravity 82

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	5 2 3
39	Possession	61
6	Shots	12
3	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Hassle	72
2	T.Vision	75
3	K.Dewitt	79
4	K.Opener	45
5	A.Hugnkiss	44
6	B.Crobbery	51
7	M.Absent	43
8	S.Pitt	51
9	C.Terbocks	52
10	C.Lear	45
11	D.Lesgettham	0
12	A.Nino	0
13	S.Urai	0
14	M.Skeeto	0
15	C.Lear	0
16	T.Urchips	0

1	C.Terbocks		73
2	A.Bomb		47
3	A.Gravity	(90)	52
4	A.Kaholic		70
5	B.Tagg	(59)	70
6	B.Cherry		45
7	T.Burr		81
8	B.Weiser		77
9	S.Dup		70
10	C.Needzit		79
11	S.Cola		46
12	H.Seek	(90)	57
13	B.Arrow		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	A.Nino		0
16	S.Down		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Sheri Cola	with a dink right on the goal line
16 mins	Casey Needzit	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
21 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
23 mins	Stan Dup	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	Adam Bomb	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
38 mins	Sheri Cola	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins	Kenny Dewitt	from a free kick
45 mins	Casey Needzit	with a great chip from the left wing
52 mins	Stan Dup	with a flick on
59 mins	Brice Tagg	Spitting
59 mins	Casey Needzit	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
63 mins	Telly Vision	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
67 mins	Casey Needzit	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
74 mins	Sheri Cola	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
82 mins	Andy Gravity	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
84 mins	Ken Opener	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Andy Gravity	A mild concussion
90 mins	Al Kaholic	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

There were some important lessons that Rock FC's manager We SSN should take from their crushing 11 - 4 defeat at the hands of EnFuZeD Aaron. . . like don't bother.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Rock FC manager We SSN is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Chanda Lear was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Rock FC's goalie Ariel Hassle couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
When EnFuZeD Aaron's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Rock FC's We SSN is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 1 8 1 formation.
After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of The One And Only!" they explained.
If Rock FC want to keep their shorts clean, maybe Rock FC should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Normal Pitch