Match Report

	(12) 21	-	(0) 0
Grays Athletic				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Gareth Bale 2 Carlos Vinicius 6 (pen), 21, 25, 28, 32, 45, 49, 52, 59, 74, 88 Dele Alli 9 Steven Bergwijn 17, 43 Serge Aurier 36, 70 AAA CRICKET 39 (og) Lucas Moura 56, 77, 81

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	8
10	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Voor		47
2	S.Reguilon		0
3	E.Dier		48
4	T.Alderweireld	(64)	48
5	S.Aurier		46
6	G.Bale		47
7	G.Lo Celso		47
8	L.Moura		46
9	D.Alli		46
10	S.Bergwijn		48
11	C.Vinicius		48
12	H.Lloris		0
13	J.Rodon	(64)	46
14	H.Kane		0
15	H.Son		0
16	P.Hojbjerg		0

1	a.BRING		33
2	A.BACK		0
3	A.CRICKET		33
4	A.MANAGER		0
5	A.PLEASE		0
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		32
8	P.Name 2730		0
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733	(76)	31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738	(76)	27
13	P.Name 2736		0
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Gareth Bale	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
6 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Dele Alli	with a great solo effort
17 mins	Steven Bergwijn	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
21 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
32 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a thunderous shot from distance
36 mins	Serge Aurier	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
39 mins	AAA CRICKET	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
43 mins	Steven Bergwijn	with a powerful header into the top corner
45 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
49 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
52 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with the bumcheek of God
56 mins	Lucas Moura	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Serge Aurier	scuffed a penalty
64 mins	Toby Alderweireld	A mild concussion
70 mins	Serge Aurier	with the bumcheek of God
74 mins	Carlos Vinicius	from a throw in
76 mins	Player Name 2733	A broken arm
77 mins	Lucas Moura	with a flick on
81 mins	Lucas Moura	with a spectacular bicycle kick
88 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 21 - 0 hiding by Grays Athletic on the chin at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose.
ryan taylor needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Player Name 2730 missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
We Play Like Girls's goalie aaa BRING couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
We Play Like Girls's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. We Play Like Girls's manager ryan taylor needs to go back to the transfer market.
The ref had a few words with one of the Grays Athletic team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 4 5 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Grays Athletic boss Pedro Peters claimed following the win.
Grays Athletic looked dangerous with every foray into the We Play Like Girls half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the We Play Like Girls goal.

Extra Information

Referee

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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