Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 18
Blue Avalanche				NATITA F.C
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Harrison Fire 6, 18, 22, 42, 47, 78 Len DeHand 10, 66, 74 Lou Stooth 14, 27, 62 Walter Melon 33, 37 Barb Dwyer 50 Richard Cranium 58 Kent Cook 86 (pen) Amanda Hugnkiss 90

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 1 4 1
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	19
15	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 70842		0
2	P.Name 70843		29
3	P.Name 70845		32
4	P.Name 70846		28
5	P.Name 70844		25
6	P.Name 70847	(20,45)	31
7	P.Name 70851		25
8	P.Name 70853		29
9	P.Name 70856		30
10	P.Name 70857		42
11	P.Name 70858		24
12	P.Name 70852		0
13	P.Name 70854		0
14	P.Name 70841		0
15	P.Name 70855		0
16	P.Name 70849		0

1	J.Atrics		67
2	W.Melon	(71)	46
3	B.Dwyer		87
4	L.Sirr		88
5	L.Nover		87
6	R.Cranium	(58)	65
7	L.DeHand		90
8	L.Stooth		48
9	K.Cook		82
10	B.Early		62
11	H.Fire		56
12	E.Dover		0
13	A.Hugnkiss	(71)	65
14	B.Ding		0
15	M.Well		0
16	W.Dipoo		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Harrison Fire	with a dink right on the goal line
10 mins	Len DeHand	with a belter from his own half
14 mins	Lou Stooth	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
18 mins	Harrison Fire	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins	Player Name 70847	Spitting
22 mins	Harrison Fire	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
27 mins	Lou Stooth	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
33 mins	Walter Melon	with a great volley from 10 yards out
37 mins	Walter Melon	with the bumcheek of God
42 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
45 mins	Player Name 70847	Squabbling
47 mins	Harrison Fire	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
50 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
54 mins	Richard Cranium	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Richard Cranium	Spitting
58 mins	Richard Cranium	from a throw in
62 mins	Lou Stooth	with the bumcheek of God
66 mins	Len DeHand	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
70 mins	Harrison Fire	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Walter Melon	A bruised shoulder
74 mins	Len DeHand	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
78 mins	Harrison Fire	with a spectacular bicycle kick
82 mins	Barb Dwyer	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

As far as incentives go, Blue Avalanche could do with one after suffering a torrid time in this embarrassing 18 - 0 massacre by 18 - 0.
NATITA F.C applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 70849 missed this game with the excuse "temporary amnesia " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
Blue Avalanche's keeper Player Name 70842 is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
NATITA F.C applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Walter Melon will be missing from NATITA F.C's starting line-up for the next 4 weeks with a bruised shoulder.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Emir Vasikov following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
The only way Blue Avalanche could have hoped to stop this rampant NATITA F.C side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Normal Pitch