Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(11) 22
We Play Like Girls				Red Star Knights
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8018 13, 85 Player Name 8016 29 Player Name 8010 45 Player Name 8003 66		Bart Ender 4, 17, 27, 34, 48, 52, 66, 79 Ali Gator * 8, 24, 41, 87 Jim Nasium 11, 37, 69 Huang Annsaw 20, 30, 62 (pen), 76, 83 Walter Melon * 55, 73

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	22
3	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8002		0
2	P.Name 8003	(63)	32
3	P.Name 8006		0
4	P.Name 8012		41
5	P.Name 8011		26
6	P.Name 8013		30
7	P.Name 8016		28
8	P.Name 8017		0
9	P.Name 8018		28
10	P.Name 8010		33
11	P.Name 8014	(53)	29
12	P.Name 8007		0
13	P.Name 8004		0
14	P.Name 8001		0
15	P.Name 8015		0
16	P.Name 8009		0

1	J.Czarfunee		48
2	J.Atrics		48
3	H.Voor		48
4	H.Seek	(53)	48
5	E.Ible		48
6	J.Nasium		48
7	A.Gator *		48
8	J.Case		0
9	H.Annsaw		48
10	W.Melon *		48
11	B.Ender		48
12	E.Ible		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	A.Meway **		0
15	S.Manilla *		0
16	R.Ingleaves 8 *		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Bart Ender	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
8 mins	Ali Gator *	from a free kick
11 mins	Jim Nasium	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Player Name 8018	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Bart Ender	with a flick on
20 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
24 mins	Ali Gator *	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
27 mins	Bart Ender	with a thunderous shot from distance
29 mins	Player Name 8016	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
30 mins	Huang Annsaw	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
34 mins	Bart Ender	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
37 mins	Jim Nasium	with a thunderous shot from distance
41 mins	Ali Gator *	with a lovely move from the right wing
45 mins	Player Name 8010	from a corner
48 mins	Bart Ender	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
52 mins	Bart Ender	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
53 mins	Hayden Seek	Head butting
53 mins	Player Name 8014	Head butting
55 mins	Walter Melon *	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
58 mins	Huang Annsaw	scuffed a penalty
62 mins	Huang Annsaw	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Player Name 8003	Indecent exposure
66 mins	Player Name 8003	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
66 mins	Bart Ender	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
69 mins	Jim Nasium	from a free kick
73 mins	Walter Melon *	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins	Huang Annsaw	from a corner
79 mins	Bart Ender	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
83 mins	Huang Annsaw	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
85 mins	Player Name 8018	with a belter from his own half
87 mins	Ali Gator *	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 22 - 5 hiding by Red Star Knights on the chin at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose.
At least Andrea Passanante is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Justin Case didn't turn up today due to "a bad back. " The victory could see him asked to stay away for good.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 8002 should be locked up.
You'd have to brick up the Red Star Knights's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Hayden Seek and Player Name 8014 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Andrea Passanante does. But 5 4 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Andrea Passanante "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
Like Cinderella can We Play Like Girls go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

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